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Defenetely accurate description of attitude enhancement through consumption of alcohol..... hehehe

Just as long as you dont come up with the smart idea of Smoking Joints once you're really, really hammered.... Then U'll stop being smart and you'll become a real mess....

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Dont drink too much guys... hehehehe

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Originally posted by luigi_scarpini:

You forgot stage six:

6) the point of intoxication in which you decide to have sex with misskittie.

just a joke, i couldn't help myself

...all in good fun....

nothing personal misskittie, it just happened to be your post.

lol

Damn I didnt feel a THING!

lol I can play too cwm13.gif

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Originally posted by mp3some:

Defenetely accurate description of attitude enhancement through consumption of alcohol..... hehehe

Just as long as you dont come up with the smart idea of Smoking Joints once you're really, really hammered.... Then U'll stop being smart and you'll become a real mess....

cwm8.gif

Dont drink too much guys... hehehehe

Best combo in the world, weed and Champagne.. not for pussy's though.

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Stage 1 - SMART

> > This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known

> > Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your

>knowledge

>to

> > anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always

> > RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This

>makes

> > for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING

> > This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the

>entire

> > bar and that people want you. You can go up to a perfect stranger

>knowing

> > they want you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are

> > still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the

>sun.

Stage 3 - RICH

> > This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You

>can

> > buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of

> > money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage,

>because

> > of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets.

>It

> > doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy

> > drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING

> > person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF

> > You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially

>those

> > with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can

>hurt

> > you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who

>you

> > fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of

> > losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're

> > BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE

> > This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do

> > anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the

> > people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot

>see

> > you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you.

> > You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because

>no

> > one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the

> > words.

> >

> > Alcohol Warnings: The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and

> > alcohol bottles, such as:

> >

> > 1) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

> > whispering when you are not.

> >

> > 2) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same

>boring

> > story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD.

> >

> > 3) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like

>thish.

> >

> > 4) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that

> > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the

>morning.

> >

> > 5) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the

>hell

> > happened to your pants.

> >

> > 6) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the

> > morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you

>can't

> > remember).

> >

> > 7) WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of

> > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

> >

> > 8) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are

> > laughing WITH you.

> >

> > 9) WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the

> > time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time

>may

> > seem to disappear.

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haha thanks for sharing, misskittie! I'm printing that out right now...

I'm mostly a combo of stages 2 and 5, with a little of 5 ALL THE TIME!

PEACE,

notforkids

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"Common sense could save the world, but stupidity makes it fun!" -notforkids

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LOL I know what you mean. A friend of mine emailed me that and its sooo true.

Im gonna see if I really do go through those steps this weekend.

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got home from the mets game about an hour ago

drank a bottle of absolut during the game

(I am a yankee fan)

stage one

Me and a friend of mine argue with people around us

saying bobby valentine is doing all the wrong things saying we could run the team better

stage 2

There is no stage 2 bunch of ugly chicks at the game

ohh ohh we did talk to one female cop asking her about her job and shit

she was busted to though

stage 3

bought a round of beers for 7 people

sumthing around 40 dollors

stage 4

chanting with the whole seating section fuck you asshole to a guy with a braves hat sitting 6 seats away got out of hand in the 8th when denny bones decides to wing his plastic beer bottle at his head

stage 5

denny runs for hills thinking no one saw him

actually cops did not see him but everyone else did

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