ichernomor Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 MILITARY INTELLIGENCEThe pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away, his full annually benefits PLUS $10,000.00 for every inch measured in astraight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose. The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with acheck of 720,000.00. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of hisoutstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.00 Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "From the tip of my penis to the tip of my balls." The pension man said that would be fine but he'dbetter get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em. He did. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said, "Where are your balls?" "The general replied," in Vietnam."------------------Quitters never win and winners never quit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravity Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Fucking hilarious...just cc'd it around my firm...too bad I don't work in a veteran's hospital...I'm sure they'd get a kick out of it ------------------"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't fly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 OMG!! LOL!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 ahahahahahaLOL-Rob------------------"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they never use" -Soren Kierkegaard"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little." -Rousseau"One must learn to be a sponge if one wants to be loved by hearts that overflow." -Frederich Neitzsche 2-Brandie&Rob-11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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