noiseboy Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 WANTED - a few good crack whores. . .DESCRIPTION - two or three able-bodied assistants to help oversee my realm. . . experience a must. . . ladies call my private pager for instant auditions, men can send my ass a resume. . . no bitch-ass pseudo-pimps need apply (ie. - p00h). . . dirty, cazz, jammy and all other would-be-hustlaz are invited to attend my seminar "Would you like to be introduced to the back of my hand, bitch??" in the parking lot of KFC near my Cutlass Supreme "anytime. . ."PAY - commensurate with experience. the more you play the higher we pay, foo.APPLICATION DEADLINE - Friday Night @ Vinyl, January 19, 2001less go. . . ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrlin Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Please be sure to include my cut when my bitches show up for your ass. They know who they are. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by myrlin:Please be sure to include my cut when my bitches show up for your ass. They know who they are. if yo ass caint control yo bitches, mebbe they need a man that can. . . ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Oh my...does this mean you'll be at Vinyl on Friday? Be still my heart!!!Why does the week have to crawl so slooooooowly?!?!?!-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by ooana:Oh my...does this mean you'll be at Vinyl on Friday? Be still my heart!!!Why does the week have to crawl so slooooooowly?!?!?!-Oogonna be a "call me poppy" weekend fer yrs truly. . . .vinyl fri, twilo sat, and who knows what else???coffee sometime this week kiddo?? ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 g's up ho's down succa. wait till i catch you on the flipside...------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by noiseboy: gonna be a "call me poppy" weekend fer yrs truly. . . .vinyl fri, twilo sat, and who knows what else???coffee sometime this week kiddo?? Wow! I'll see ya friday and sat?! Oh no what to do what to do?!?!Coffee, absolutely. I'm in the land of the unemployed so call me and just say when ;-)-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fou Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 I'm not a pimp or a ho,just want to come so i can showthat the king can play and the pharoh can danceCause this my beyour last chanceFor if you fear the pimp or ho,just come to RACAUSE I ALWAYS KNOW.P.S. I'll collect my money on my way out sucka------------------ RA KNOWS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 ------------------walk through the velvet ropes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by p00h:g's up ho's down succa. wait till i catch you on the flipside...haven't seen ya, yr parole officer been after ya or what??you down with me this weekend?? gotta plan, gotta plan. . . ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by noiseboy:WANTED - a few good crack whores. . .DESCRIPTION - two or three able-bodied assistants to help oversee my realm. . . experience a must. . . ladies call my private pager for instant auditions, men can send my ass a resume. . . no bitch-ass pseudo-pimps need apply (ie. - p00h). . . dirty, cazz, jammy and all other would-be-hustlaz are invited to attend my seminar "Would you like to be introduced to the back of my hand, bitch??" in the parking lot of KFC near my Cutlass Supreme "anytime. . ."PAY - commensurate with experience. the more you play the higher we pay, foo.APPLICATION DEADLINE - Friday Night @ Vinyl, January 19, 2001less go. . . Ahahahaaa, woooo... YO, I'm going to Vinyl on Friday to "shake that ass". But I don't give up any of the cash and if you try to shake me down, you'll have to say hello to my little friend...------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by divalicious: But I don't give up any of the cash and if you try to shake me down, you'll have to say hello to my little friend...who, nicki?? she can be on my payroll too. . . and bring Crackorn. . . that bitch could bring me some good business. . . ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 you see, now i'm just gonna keep postin' to see if i can't win best pimp or some otha shite. . . who's wit me on Vinyl?? eh?? ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Hmmmmm...I've taken that seminar before, with a different lecturer.Seems to be the same old shit every year. I took it at the Learning AnnexWhat I want to know is: Whose got the chronic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cazz926:What I want to know is: Whose got the chronic?bitch is always tryin to get some, never has none...------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by p00h: bitch is always tryin to get some, never has none...Hey, p00h, I am going to DC, wanna come?And if you came to Queens once in a while, you'd get some (not not "some" smartass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cazz926: Hey, p00h, I am going to DC, wanna come?And if you came to Queens once in a while, you'd get some (not not "some" smartass)where u going? to hang with grandma slapper? i can't be seen out with you 2 deadbeats, sorry. its not me, it the reputation I have to uphold in this magical internet world of ours. Noiseboy and the likes of him look up to me you know..."Yes Lisa, a MAGICAL animal "-Homer Simpson------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by p00h: Noiseboy and the likes of him look up to me you know..."Yes Lisa, a MAGICAL animal "-Homer Simpsonbitch, please, just cause you been sportin' those Pee-Wee Herman platform shoes lately. . . as far as dirty and cazz are concerned, they can take my advanced seminar entitled "there's more where that came from, woman." ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by p00h: where u going? to hang with grandma slapper? i can't be seen out with you 2 deadbeats, sorry. its not me, it the reputation I have to uphold in this magical internet world of ours. Noiseboy and the likes of him look up to me you know..."Yes Lisa, a MAGICAL animal "-Homer SimpsonThat is the most ridiculous piece of crap I've ever read.And that's coming from THIS messageboard, so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 BTW...what is up with everyone riding my jock and slapping your ass?Do I get no respect for my trendsetting spanking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by p00h: where u going? to hang with grandma slapper? i can't be seen out with you 2 deadbeats, sorry. its not me, it the reputation I have to uphold in this magical internet world of ours. Noiseboy and the likes of him look up to me you know..."Yes Lisa, a MAGICAL animal "-Homer SimpsonFUCK RIGHT OFF YOU USELESS LUMP OF SHITE. BLOODY UPSTART YOUNG PUP. AT LEAST I DON'T STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH MY 'MOMMY' why don't you come down p00h? promise we'll let you have your afternoon nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by dirtyslapper: FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU USELESS LUMP OF SHITE. BLOODY UPSTART YOUNG PUP. AT LEAST I DON'T STILL LIVE AT HOME WITH MY 'MOMMY' why don't you come down p00h? promise we'll let you have your afternoon nap. i just told my mommy you're abusing me, and she told me to get the fuck out her house! the nerve. btw she wants to know if you're going to that highschool reunion on the 23rd with her? ------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I'm worried about p00h. This pedulum-swinging personality and hostility is alarming.Listen, p00h, lots of men lead perfectly normal lives with one testicle left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by cazz926:I'm worried about p00h. This pedulum-swinging personality and hostility is alarming.Listen, p00h, lots of men lead perfectly normal lives with one testicle left. i haven't garnered any hostility towards anyone since threes company got cancelled! those bastards. why u 2 outing all my secrets? living with mommy and only 1 testicle. those were things i revealed to you 2 very privately in a closet somewhere if i recall, though i can't. next u're gonna tell people bout my relationship with grapeape! i hope i didnt hurt your feelings gramms, u know i love u both... ------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted January 17 Report Share Posted January 17 awww -poops, you know you'd have to try a damn sight harder than that to hurt my feelings. you should come down to DC though - it's going to be a right old larf.by the way noisey, if the position as granny crack ho is still open I'd like to apply for the job (I'll fight uknjx2 for it - we can sharpen our knitting needles ready for the showdown). My other option is going to Geneva, and - well let's put it this way, I've never really heard Geneva described as a 'clubbing mecca'. at least it's only a 1.5 hr flight to London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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