ricfutures Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Jesse's Press Statement: The Rough DraftThis is no time for evasions, denials or alibis,The rainbow ended between her thighs.I fully accept responsibility and will pay restitutionFor using donor money to finance prostitution.I am truly sorry for the way I acted,But more so for not using a prophylactic.Please allow me to express heartfelt contritionFor my unwanted commission of an elicit emission,As I employed the missionary position.Please forgive my misdirection,For I was thinking with my erectionAnd did not use any protection.And in retrospection,Gave that girl a nine month infectionWith my hot beef injection.Finally, I ask you to believeWhen I hit that booty I did not perceiveThe crap would hit the fan and that ho would conceive.Had I known that she was in a state of ovulation,I would not have participated in copulation,But rather would have settled for oral stimulation.Now please accept my apology,AND SEND THAT CHECK TO THE COALITION .. ASAP!Sincerely,Reverend Jesse------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LMMFAO!!!! Oh that is too funny. ------------------Administrative Signature: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcre3306 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 That was freakn funny------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthony Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 LMAF!!!!!I wonder what he and Clinton really talked about as his personal adviser.------------------13 wild years of Junior Vasquez!!! DROP A HOUSE ON THAT BITCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Oh yeah, fuckin' riotAsshole------------------AIM: Spragga25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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