REV. J. JACKSON'S APOLOGY....

[ricfutures]

Jesse's Press Statement: The Rough Draft

This is no time for evasions, denials or alibis,

The rainbow ended between her thighs.

I fully accept responsibility and will pay restitution

For using donor money to finance prostitution.

I am truly sorry for the way I acted,

But more so for not using a prophylactic.

Please allow me to express heartfelt contrition

For my unwanted commission of an elicit emission,

As I employed the missionary position.

Please forgive my misdirection,

For I was thinking with my erection

And did not use any protection.

And in retrospection,

Gave that girl a nine month infection

With my hot beef injection.

Finally, I ask you to believe

When I hit that booty I did not perceive

The crap would hit the fan and that ho would conceive.

Had I known that she was in a state of ovulation,

I would not have participated in copulation,

But rather would have settled for oral stimulation.

Now please accept my apology,

AND SEND THAT CHECK TO THE COALITION .. ASAP!

Sincerely,

Reverend Jesse

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Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

-Ricfutures

[ichi_gami]

LMMFAO!!!! Oh that is too funny.

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[bcre3306]

That was freakn funny

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[anthony]

LMAF!!!!!

I wonder what he and Clinton really talked about as his personal adviser.

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13 wild years of Junior Vasquez!!! DROP A HOUSE ON THAT BITCH!!!

[pookie23]

Oh yeah, fuckin' riot

Asshole

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