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Bored with the name your parents chose for you?

Or just bored at work?

Then try this out and create a new identity.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book,

"Captain Underpants and

the

Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", byDave

Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new

names ....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine

> > your NEW first name:

a = stinky

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = poopsie

k = flunky

l = booger

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = falafel

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine

the first half of

your NEW last name:

a = diaper

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = bubble

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

> > > > > > n = rhino

> > > > > > o = burger

> > > > > > p = hamster

> > > > > > q = toad

> > > > > > r = gizzard

> > > > > > s = pizza

> > > > > > t = gerbil

> > > > > > u = chicken

> > > > > > v = pickle

> > > > > > w = chuckle

> > > > > > x =tofu

> > > > > > y = gorilla

> > > > > > z = stinker

> > > > > >

> > Use the last letter of your last name to determine

> > the second half of your

> > NEW

> > last name:

> > > > > > a = head

> > > > > > b = mouth

> > > > > > c = face

> > > > > > d = nose

> > > > > > e = tush

> > > > > > f = breath

> > > > > > g = pants

> > > > > > h = shorts

> > > > > > i = lips

> > > > > > j = honker

> > > > > > k = butt

> > > > > > l = brain

> > > > > > m = tushie

> > > > > > n = chunks

> > > > > > o = hiney

> > > > > > p = biscuits

> > > > > > q = toes

> > > > > > r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x =humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

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Hello, my name is Stinky Girdlebrain!! cwm11.gif

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**Grass hopper who likes big shoes is bound to get squashed** Anthony Portilla

**My will is as strong as yours and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.** The Labrynth

**One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.** The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy

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Gidget Fanny cwm32.gif

From now on i shale be called Gidget Fanny - Fanny for short wink.gif

BTW, some great names at my place of work..

Manley Loving

&

Kinnda Manley

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Originally posted by uknjx2:

either i have a really small mind or i'm overly tired b/c these names are cracking me up!!!!

zippy

I agree...I can't stop giggling...

signed,

buttercup toiletbrains!!!!

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i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

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