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Movie-a-minute, or The End of Productivity In America


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If you want to drive the productivity of your company lower than ever before, send this bookmark to your fellow colleagues and enjoy...

http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute

Some highlights:

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The Empire Strikes Back

Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.

Yoda: You have to use the force.

Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.

Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.

Luke: No I don't.

Darth Vader: I'm your father.

Luke: No you're not.

Darth Vader: Fine, I'll cut off your hand.

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My Best Friend's Wedding

Julia Roberts: I get to marry Dermot Mulroney unless he finds somebody else.

Dermot Mulroney: I found somebody else.

Julia Roberts: Darn that Cameron Diaz. I'll steal him from her.

Cameron Diaz: Julia Roberts, I thought you were my friend, but I guess I was mistaken. (runs a long way away)

Julia Roberts: (shamefully) I've learned my lesson. I'm scum.

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The Blair Witch Project

Actors: A twig! I'm scared!

Audience: Get me some dramamine.

Actors: Thump.

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Top Gun

(There are LOTS of JETS.)

Tom Cruise: I am handsome and cool.

Val Kilmer: No, I am handsome and cool.

(They get all moody with each other.)

Tom Cruise: I almost got you killed, so now we're friends.

Val Kilmer: Yes. I like you.

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