shadowchaser Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 a friend of mine sent this to me, and I thought you might enjoy it too...The George Carlin Theory About Life"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus?I think the life cycle is all backwards.You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. . .You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating. . .and you finish off as an orgasm."------------------ its here today and today will never come again. . . shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 lol george carlin is the man. anythign the man says is funny! ------------------ IM LIKE JIMMY WALKER, DYNAMITE!!!!!!pistol packin, monkey drinkin, no money bum, im from jersey cause that's where im from!!!!AOL J303J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Where do I sign up?!-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javi404 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 100% true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 thank you for sharing...this is really good ------------------ "follow your personal legend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by shadowchaser:...and you finish off as an orgasm."the clincher... i love it~------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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