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The Bug

A man and a woman were driving down the road

arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's penis. She angrily tosses the penis out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis

smacks the pickup in the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks, "Daddy, what was that?"

Not wanting to expose his daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "It sure had a big dick."

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