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Originally posted by shadowchaser:

it's you noiseboy...'cause...i want to see if you live up to your screename...nOisEboy...

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ask yr mom. . .

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thank you cUM again cwm35.gif

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Originally posted by shadowchaser:

noiseboy likes it when you chase after him naked with Skippy's peanut butter schmeared on your weiner saying, "come here boy...come here..."

oh he likes it chunky style too... wink.gif

well, frankie, you know i dig yr pb n banana sandwiches the mostest. . . but screw that Skippy shite. . . Peter Pan all the way. . . nothing like small flying boys to get me goin'. . . btw - how'd yr date with yr cousin go? cwm35.gif

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Originally posted by noiseboy:

well, frankie, you know i dig yr pb n banana sandwiches the mostest. . . but screw that Skippy shite. . . Peter Pan all the way. . . nothing like small flying boys to get me goin'. . . btw - how'd yr date with yr cousin go? cwm35.gif

the date with my cousin went great...actually we're expecting and we're gonna name "it" after you...

young flying boys eh?

well this is the most fun you having since back in the day you were a boy scout leader... tongue.gif

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Originally posted by shadowchaser:

the date with my cousin went great...actually we're expecting and we're gonna name "it" after you...

young flying boys eh?

well this is the most fun you having since back in the day you were a boy scout leader... tongue.gif

you can be my Canteen Boy. . . share sleeping bags, but watch out for that bed bug. . . (it's a bigun. . .) cwm35.gif

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Originally posted by allnight23:

yet you do it to yourself all the time.

Do a big favor for all the humanity and - KILL YOURSELF

Thank you, we all will appreciate that gesture,

nah..i don't think so...your mom would be really torn up by it if i killed myself...wait a minute...she wouldn't be 'cause there's a line of guys around the block for her anyway...

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Originally posted by shadowchaser:

only if you promise to be my Mr. Ben-Wa... cwm32.gif

ohhhh, you mean that large, moist, dark, warm place you took me to a few weeks ago wasn't yr room???

man, that's where i met yr mOm!! keWl!! cwm35.gif

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well id be specific but i dont want to leave anyone out.. so i wont... its a free-for-all... theres a party in my pants and everyone is invited lol

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Originally posted by schwingep:

Sorry man...I'm already taken by Andrew's M O M

- Pete"ohmandoesshegivegoodhead"

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yeah man, sorry 'bout the herpes. . . they have topical cream for that shit above your upper lip, right??

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Originally posted by shadowchaser:

dude...that was my grandmother...she's 86, in a wheelchair and uses a cathader...now she has a broken hip thanks to you...

right. . . so that's why she called me her favorite grandson. . . it's amazing how sensual a cathader can be at just the right moment. . . man, when she took her teeth out, she did things to me that i didn't think were possible without a major brain hemmorage. . .

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