back2basics- Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 LMFA®O, that is hillarious.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 HAHAHAHAHA! those cracked me uphey, i think the second to last is actually pretty good------------------"real fucking high" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 that's a good one!!! i'll call you later to hear about the second half of your weekend!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 hey i use this one all the time:Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. only i state: big big BIG black dots ------------------Keep On Rollin' Unbound getting UNWOUND TëMAAIM: ZUinc2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 i like these.....------------------ 'Homelands - Winchester'29th May 1999 AIM: mattarrundale1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad_Z Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 OMG thats some funny stuff,Made me laff even more because as i was reading this i was imagining that those analogies were *actually* taken from kids' high school essays. Rad_------------------ BOOM............BOOM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 oh damn that's hysterical!!!....matta i love the new sig.------------------who the hell needs to be anonymous anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 lmao... hilarious! ------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycetouch Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 apothesis, are you a teacher in new york high schools? lol------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life were a movie, this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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