Crackorn Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Well, I've been doing it for a while now and I think I'm starting to see results. A friend of mine once told me that if one wants to become a better dancer (especially after he saw me dance), one should practice in front of a mirror. This helps one see his/her faults/good points and one can improve on them accordingly. So I started doing the same thing while working out in the nude. Why nude? Why not? If anyone walks by the window I quickly "fruitbowl" and my dignity is saved. Plus, while doing squats I don't have to think about my "thighs being parallel to the ground" before I come back up. When things hit the floor, I know it's time to rise. However this does not apply if you are watching porno AND squatting in the nude at the same time. Where am I going from here? No where, of course. ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71[This message has been edited by Crackorn (edited 02-15-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 You CRACK me up.... You should tape yourself working out in the nude, just to add some more spice to your workout!------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 HmmmmmmVery interesting ------------------The music makes the people come together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Mr. A. Round likes to do that too, he showed me one night and it turned into foreplay.....------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 I love you man! But believe it or not, you do have a point with the being more able to see what body parts need work... ------------------Is it Friday yet? Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 that squat comment especially caught my eye....either you go really low with your squats or you have a long friend. ------------------B L O W G O A T S !!!!Coming Soon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglekittn Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 can i come and watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eforeveryone Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 what does "fruitbowl" mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by keshiki:that squat comment especially caught my eye....either you go really low with your squats or you have a long friend. i was thinking the same thing....fruitbowl--i am guessing means cupping his junk in his hands...------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by eforeveryone:what does "fruitbowl" meanHaha! Remember "Silence of the Lambs"? It's the old "tuck and squeeze". ------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 sorry crackorn, this is an old concept that one of your ancestors already came up with . . .i still admire your creativity with the squats . . .The word gymnasium is derived from gumnazo, meaning exercise, and gumnos, meaning naked or loin-clothed. The gymnasia were the ancient Greek equivalent of a sports centre, and several were located just outside Athens' city walls. The ancient Greeks regarded a healthy body almost as highly as a good education, and young men of wealthy background would spend a good portion of each day exercising there. Favourite sports included wrestling, javelin and discus throwing, and boxing. Gymnasia usually consisted of a large exercise yard surrounded by a series of outhouses including changing rooms, practice rooms and baths. Athletes wore no clothes and it was common practice for them to oil or dust their bodies before and after taking part in sports activities. ------------------Fastest sport on foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 well judging by your physique - when you do crunches can you blow yourself??? (if you can - Do you?)Inquiring minds want to know ------------------ Unbound getting UNWOUNDK alwayscomesbac K TëMAAIM: ZUinc2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carabee Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Crackhead!!! Thanks for the laught..I needed something to get me outta this coma I am in at work!!----BUZZ---- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 I'm with Cara. Thanks for the image m'dear ;-)-Oo------------------I am NOT a fag hag. I'm a fairy princess."When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petrol Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 ::stifling the giggles::Thanks... you brought my day up another knotch.------------------"Buckle up"-she knows who she is.AOL IM: petrol01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 yum! ------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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