mattyparsons Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 after eating mexican for lunch and indian for dinner, taking several doses each of three different laxative brands, and using two glycerin suppositories, i, mattyparsons, aka Promethius, have brought fire to man through my assholesomehow, the chemical reactions with the spices, laxatives, and my own gastric acid have an exothermic effect; my rectum has an ethereal glowif you have not yet met me, i will at DT/CC, performing lightshows with my ass. if you are interested in seeing something exceptional, bring some nitric acid (if you recall, Tyler Durden suggests a certain method of producing nitroglycerin). i only ask that you don't burn my butthair because then i will have no dingleberries to harvest------------------ "i'm crushing your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 [This message has been edited by orchid21 (edited 02-15-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 So Matty, guess you didn't change your password yet?SK13Keep 'em coming deanna11.SK13------------------Footsteps on the dancefloor remind me baby of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 ummm, i forget your im sn------------------ "i'm crushing your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by mattyparsons:after eating mexican for lunch and indian for dinner, taking several doses each of three different laxative brands, and using two glycerin suppositories, i, mattyparsons, aka Promethius, have brought fire to man through my assholesomehow, the chemical reactions with the spices, laxatives, and my own gastric acid have an exothermic effect; my rectum has an ethereal glowif you have not yet met me, i will at DT/CC, performing lightshows with my ass. if you are interested in seeing something exceptional, bring some nitric acid (if you recall, Tyler Durden suggests a certain method of producing nitroglycerin). i only ask that you don't burn my butthair because then i will have no dingleberries to harvestlol... i don't mean to laugh at your poor assholes expense... but lol...------------------we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams... wILLY wONKA~the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnight23 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 I suggest an anal-fire battle on the main floor. Bro this is too funny. I know the pain you are enduring.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 will my rectal activities ever stabilize??------------------ "i'm crushing your head" breakfast of the perpetually constipated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -----------------------"A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT!" --Me-----"We where somewhere in the desert, near barstow....when the drugs began to kick in" -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas AIM: fantom0680 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 back dat ass up...------------------i don't want it...i just need it...to feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive... shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 MATTY -- you sick fuck. i love you. i haven't laughed so hard in ages.....btw, those sigs are fuckin hilarious too..damn.love, d*------------------ "Music is well said to be the speech of Angels.""And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."AoL: MAReLuNa[This message has been edited by mareluna (edited 02-16-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 baaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhaahxhhahahahhahahaaahaahauewhiwuehy2iulyihjkfdskqwlkmfkladjfsadjsprti43u59842578768wehfskjsalkcl;kdjfakdsj'fQEOUREOIWYTOA;GIJRGJDFGIAFDSHIGFDIURE89U8YW.sorry. couldn't contain myself. ------------------ "Music is well said to be the speech of Angels.""And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."AoL: MAReLuNa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 Thank you!!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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