djstripe Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)............... The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling............So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, it illustrates another point: Women never listen either.------------------ gif art by chazamataz@hallucinationOBE is pure beauty[This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 02-24-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 LOL -so true! ------------------ UNBOUNDGettin'UNWOUND AIM: ZUinc2000 TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfecto25 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 hahahaa, yo stipe, this is fucking great!! btw i am perfecto, therefore im perfect, but damn, seriously no offense, but women cant drive for shit, especially in Ford Excursions, ahhhh!------------------ -U menya seychas odna problema, nauchit tebya dvigat telom- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 hilarious!! everyone has to read this... a very well deserved *bUMp* ------------------the secret of being a bore is to tell everything ~vOLTAIRE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 LMAO!!!! that is sooo true! ------------------"i don't suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it" aim : TsteLkHuni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 hee hee! ------------------"A witty saying proves nothing."-Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbaf Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 LMAO!!!!------------------*Did you find your ecstacy?*E-mail: PrimeKMB2@aol.comAIM: PrimeKMB2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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