Unbound Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Встречаются две подружки. Одна другой хвастается:- Представляешь, познакомилась с та-аким мужчиной! - Да ну! - У него пенис 40 сантиметров - в голове не укладывается!------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 YEAH! What he said!-ichi ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Unbound:Встречаются две подружки. Одна другой хвастается:- Представляешь, познакомилась с та-аким мужчиной! - Да ну! - У него пенис 40 сантиметров - в голове не укладывается!LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....I want one of those....NOT!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 sorry this is a joke ..and it doesnt translate well ... ------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 Вы знаете, почему "новые русские" так коротко подстрижены?Потому что, зайдя в парикмахерскую, они говорят :"Короче..."------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Haha.. Posle dolgogo otsytstvia on takoe vidaet LMAO.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmtgod Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Ahh. .. . where'd you get that font? ? ? Now if only i paid attention in my Russian classes id be able to translate more and perhaps understand it.------------------I am Karma's henchman. A prophet if you will. We all deserve some kind of Karma. Whether it be good or bad, it is my duty to bring it uppon you. No thanks needed, I actually enjoy my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_high Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by dmtgod:Ahh. .. . where'd you get that font? ? ? Now if only i paid attention in my Russian classes id be able to translate more and perhaps understand it.Exactly my thoughts...although I should be able to understand more after having had classes for 8 years...but hey, I'm already happy I can read it ------------------ AIM: flying77high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dzadza Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 LMAO... ------------------A man who has attained complete mastery of an art reveals his presence of mind in every action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 an orthodax jewish couple buys a parrot,everythng is great, they're looking at a bird and a bird goes, "Zdravstvyite, menya zzzzovut masha, ya xochy trrrrahatsya!"U bednih evreev chut yshe ne otvalilis, they can't have that kind of language in their family! They try different approaches to rid the bird of its potty mouth but nothing works. Then one day a family friend comes over and sees the bird, the bird goes "Zdravstvyite, menya zzzzovut masha, ya xochy trrrrahatsya!" Otchayannie evreichiki go "see, that's what we've been talking about, and there's nothing we can do to stop that!" So then this friend goes, "Dont' worry, your problem is solved. I know just what to do. I have a friend who keeps two parrots, they're like a real orthodox bird hould be, s shapochkami molyatsi tseliy den, i klanyutsya! Nyshno vsyad vashego popugaya k nim, ona nauchitsya pravilnim maneram!" So then the jewish coulple take the parrot to their friends to see what's gonna come out of it. They enter the house and instantly they see a pair of parrots dressed appropriately s evreiskami shapochkami kotorie molyatsya i klanayetsya. They figure it might be worht a try to let their bird in the cage. Evreichiki open the cage and let their parrot in. The parrot goes "Zdravstvyite, menya zzzzovut masha, ya xochy trrrrahatsya!" Dva popugaya perestaut molitsya i klanyatsya, i odin govorit drugomy, "Yohan, ti posmotri, nas Gospod yslishal!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 sosultan - i heard this one a while ago and it's too funny your Runglish is pretty good too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by mysteriousss:sosultan - i heard this one a while ago and it's too funny your Runglish is pretty good too Runglish - LOLPosle Dolgovo no Nuzhnogo - Yes i'm back! - my damn slow ass company finally took down internet restrictions...but i still cant use aim for some dumb-ass reason...at least i can post again... yippee! Dee-Doo-Da------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 welcome back ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfecto25 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 artur, nauchi menya pisat po ruski tak! ok vot eshe anekdot! shtirlitz sidit v svoyem office y na stole stoyit lampa, no ona sveta ne daet. togda shtirlitz postavil lampu na pol, y sveta dala!------------------ -u menya seychas odna problema, nauchit tebya dvigat telom- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 perfecto25 - JUST CUT AND PASTE LETTER FROM MY POSTS - GO TO A RUSSIAN SIE AND PASTE FROM THERE- Кто бы мог подумать? -спросил Черномырдин, но добровольцев так и не нашлось...------------------ AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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