orchid21 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 > > > This is a laugh for all those women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they get to be"intimate" with their OB/GYN doctor! In Sydney, Australia one of the radio stations pays money($1000-$5000) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $5000.... I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynecologist Early one morning I received a call from the doctor' office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 a.m. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, butthis time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal--some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school while my six-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mum, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 GOOD ONE ------------------AIM: GGFELLA4EMAIL: iannuzzi4@yahoo.com HOMER DANCING TO JOINTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 LMAO!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 That was fucking hilarioius!!------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 ------------------As I dance I create my own language... with every beat of my heart is the music I will dance through life to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carabee Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Funny shit!------------------we live together, we act on, and react to, one another; but always in all circumstances we are by ourselves.The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ectasies into a single self-transcendence; in vainBy it's very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitudeSensations, feelings, insights, fancies- all these are private and except through symbols and second hand, incommunicable.We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselvesAldous Huxley, Doors of Perception.**THE MUSIC BEE** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 *bump* for orchid...hysterical!!! ------------------=)reginadp121@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 haha...that was cute------------------i was alone thinking i was just fine, i wasnt looking for anyone to be mine, i thought love was just a fabrication, a train that wouldnt stop at my station,home, alone, that was my consignment,solitary confinement,So when we met i was getting around u,i didnt know i was looking for love till i found u... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchid21 Posted April 11 Author Report Share Posted April 11 Originally posted by ReginaP:*bump* for orchid...hysterical!!! thanks :: ------------------ "Luna, thank you so much!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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