lexxxi Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 Don't know if this has been said but here you go anyway.....The buffalo theory:"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And whenthe herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones, at the back thatare killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving bythe regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the humanbrain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intakeof alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks theslowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption ofbeer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and moreefficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 now that's my kinda theory!------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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