Unbound Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 All my Peeps Out there that speak some mad nana...some ill Jive throw some phat phrases, sayings, and rhymes at me. Teach a white boy some Ebonics. Aigh?! ------------------MY SIGNATURE IS ANNOYING ME ! ! ! AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 BUMPc'mon you Fools ...show some love for me...------------------MY SIGNATURE IS ANNOYING ME ! ! ! AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anacondatro Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Anyone remember the movie Airplane when the old lady is talking jive the black guys across from her. ------------------ "Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the Marijuana smokes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp try this.------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petrol Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by reverie: <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp" TARGET=_blank>http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp</A> try this.LOL, just fooling around gave me this:"May i buy some toothpaste? "to this: "May ah gank some toothpaste? all ye damn hood ratz. " ------------------...and in a mystery to be(when time from time shall set us free)forgetting me, remember me -e. e. cummingsAOL IM: petrol01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by anacondatro:Anyone remember the movie Airplane when the old lady is talking jive the black guys across from her. "excuse me...I speak jive..."LOL!!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 There's this really funny web sight from Opie and Anthony thathas a really hysterical audio download of an airline comercial in Eubonics! Any one knows whatzI'm talkin' bout G? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reverie Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 i put in: what time is it?it gave me: what tyme iz it? Don't make me come ovah there bitch... ------------------I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by Unbound:BUMPc'mon you Fools ...show some love for me...can u quit runnin ur jibs fool, befoe my gats burst up ya assshole !------------------Your ad here !contact joeydollaz@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by Unbound:All my Peeps Out there that speak some mad nana...some ill Jive throw some phat phrases, sayings, and rhymes at me. Teach a white boy some Ebonics. Aigh?! chto, krisha poexala??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 "can u quit runnin ur jibs fool, befoe my gats burst up ya assshole !"Joe - translate please I 'm not fluent yetTell me if I got it right?Kind sir...would you please remove an anima from my rectum Lola - shiiiit black...word to'ma'bitshes...translation: "privet, kak pozhivaesh?..ondnim slovom - poehala"------------------MY SIGNATURE IS ANNOYING ME ! ! ! AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by anacondatro:Anyone remember the movie Airplane when the old lady is talking jive the black guys across from her. my mama didn't raise no dummies...shit sucker don't want none sucker dont get none...------------------Upcomming gigs:Fridays: Mac C's Dog House:Goa TranceSaturdays: Swingpe's closet: Kush Kush Kush Kush... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by Unbound:"can u quit runnin ur jibs fool, befoe my gats burst up ya assshole !"Joe - translate please I 'm not fluent yetTell me if I got it right?Kind sir...would you please remove an anima from my rectum Lola - shiiiit black...word to'ma'bitshes...translation: "privet, kak pozhivaesh?..ondnim slovom - poehala"LMAO!!! silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Here's tha latest ish for you and yo mammy. The word is:Noodle-and it's coined by Trick Daddy circa 2000 and means tha same as a chickenhead. He's got some rhymes bout noodles, here ya go (if you ain't ready, I don't know what to tell you):"I made up a name especially for you hoA noodleLook bad with the Prada bagsTake it in the mouth or the ass Only see the Benz's and the JagsAnything less than that you gotta show her some cashCause every ni**a with bread you probably done fucked 'emAnd anybody in the game who doing they thingHo best believe you done sucked 'emYou let 'em bust you all in yo rectumGetting bumps and major infectionsC-sectionsOl' dumb ass bitchAnd you still ain't learned you lesson"-and-"Ol' foot dragging ass, nasty stinking ass bitchStop worrying about what I got and get yo own shitSame hoesAll you good for is some head and a back massageA lil' suck and fuck when I nut up, cut up, shut up, bitch get upAnd when u see onePoint that noodle out so my dawgs don't get confusedI'm talking bout…NoooodlesNoooodles"Now run on an practice.......------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 Much props to my Dowg Dre9000 down in DC...thanx Bro------------------MY SIGNATURE IS ANNOYING ME ! ! ! AIM: ArthurBrooklyn TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andre9000 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by Unbound:Much props to my Dowg Dre9000 down in DC...thanx BroAin't no thang but a chickenwang, fo sure. Glad to help such a worthy cause. Peace.------------------Talkin 'bout what we gon' be when we grow up/I said what you wanna be? She said alive/It made me think for a minute then looked in her eyes/I coulda died.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Chill back dawg, these be jokes yo. Back da fuck up before i whip out the gat and bust a cap... mother fucka.------------------ "You take the blue pill, the story ends you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 This should help a bit but even if it doesn't, it's pretty f'n funny!!Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose. 2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both. 3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house. 5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bullshit, dat watch Israel. 7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb. 8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine. 9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall. 10.Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break 11.Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner? 12.Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. 13.Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? 14.Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe. 15.Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions. 16.Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. 17.Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify. 18.Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife. ------------------AIM: Spragga25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by anacondatro:Anyone remember the movie Airplane when the old lady is talking jive the black guys across from her. lolisn't that beavers mom from leave it to beaver------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by gonzojournilist: lolisn't that beavers mom from leave it to beaverYep! That is one of my favorite movies.Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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