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I AM NOT A LESBIAN

I AM STRICTlY-DICKTLY

I am pretty aggravated about hearing who is fucking who and who is getting laid and NONE OF THEM ARE ME.

Just giving everyone an update

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thanks for the update cazz...if it gets madd real...i'm for hire...i'll even cut you a price break

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Look you know i will undercut you rld2g... ok the quality may not be there but it's 2 for 1 week.

cazz some people glasses are half empty, just think of it as a blessing. I mean having to wash your bed sheets every week is a pain in the ass/arse. And do you know how much condoms cost? Much more than a set of AA batteries i can tell you.

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

Look you know i will undercut you rld2g... ok the quality may not be there but it's 2 for 1 week.

cazz some people glasses are half empty, just think of it as a blessing. I mean having to wash your bed sheets every week is a pain in the ass/arse. And do you know how much condoms cost? Much more than a set of AA batteries i can tell you.

aiight back...tired of you cuttin me...whats up with the joint venture...we can get the prices back up to a level where both of us can profit...we'll have enough to buy cazz extra batteries, for when we're not there

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Originally posted by rld2g:

...we'll have enough to buy cazz extra batteries, for when we're not there

LOL

So, b2b, you use BEDSHEETS? You ARE a class act. I don't care what they say about the British

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Originally posted by rld2g:

aiight back...tired of you cuttin me...whats up with the joint venture...we can get the prices back up to a level where both of us can profit...we'll have enough to buy cazz extra batteries, for when we're not there

Now that's what i am talking about, we have many more option then.. double teams and we can keep twice the amount of women happy(ish). As i only last for about 5 seconds any way you can continue.

Hey cazz i thought you were nobbing Wizard, that's what he keeps saying anyway.

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

Hey cazz i thought you were nobbing Wizard, that's what he keeps saying anyway.

I told you I AM STRICTLY DICTKLY. That chick is bad news. I also suspect that 'wizard' is really 'starcapone'

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Originally posted by cazz926:

LOL

So, b2b, you use BEDSHEETS? You ARE a class act. I don't care what they say about the British

Yeh the girls in England won't let you put a plastic cover on the bed cwm1.gif

Although i know a guy who insists on putting a towel down..seriously.

Anyway, what they say about the British, i have been told twice that British guys are more considerate than American... ok they were both faking orgasms at the time, but hey.

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

Yeh the girls in England won't let you put a plastic cover on the bed cwm1.gif

Although i know a guy who insists on putting a towel down..seriously.

Anyway, what they say about the British, i have been told twice that British guys are more considerate than American... ok they were both faking orgasms at the time, but hey.

Bed? I was thinking more of 'the tube'

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

Now that's what i am talking about, we have many more option then.. double teams and we can keep twice the amount of women happy(ish). As i only last for about 5 seconds any way you can continue.

Hey cazz i thought you were nobbing Wizard, that's what he keeps saying anyway.

YES!...good thing you only last like 5 secs cause i max out at about 15 secs...between us thats a good 20 secs of hot lovin for cazz and all out other customers...now what woman can turn that down cwm1.gif ...we'll be legends...legends i tell you, legends!!

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Originally posted by rld2g:

YES!...good thing you only last like 5 secs cause i max out at about 15 secs...between us thats a good 20 secs of hot lovin for cazz and all out other customers...now what woman can turn that down cwm1.gif ...we'll be legends...legends i tell you, legends!!

20 seconds? YOU VIRILE STUDS What's the refractory period?

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Originally posted by cazz926:

I told you I AM STRICTLY DICTKLY. That chick is bad news. I also suspect that 'wizard' is really 'starcapone'

Hey if you ever change you mind about Wizard, i have a petrol powers strap on going cheep. It only has 20,000 miles on the clock... i would love to watch.

20 seconds is enough for ANY girl isn't it?

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b2b- i havent seen anyone try so hard to get laid on this here message board since....

well since POX, but i don't think we should get into that right now.

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Originally posted by cazz926:

20 seconds? YOU VIRILE STUDS What's the refractory period?

i see someone has "word of the day" toilet paper

very minimal

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Originally posted by wizard:

b2b- i havent seen anyone try so hard to get laid on this here message board since....

well since POX, but i don't think we should get into that right now.

Ooohhhh . . .ouch? cwm4.gif

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Originally posted by wizard:

b2b- i havent seen anyone try so hard to get laid on this here message board since....

well since POX, but i don't think we should get into that right now.

LOL.

rld2g, lol... it's like cazz's humor, very minimal.

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

LOL.

rld2g, lol... it's like cazz's humor, very minimal.

what's 'minimal'? I used that square on a, shall we say. 'accident?

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Originally posted by back2basics-:

LOL.

rld2g, lol... it's like cazz's humor, very minimal.

lol...touche...

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Originally posted by maasai:

Sorry to hear about your situation. Give me a call maybe I can help u out

ok Mr. desprate only need to post it once wink.gif

Cazz, if you let each square dry out, you can use them again.. god i am just Mr saveit today... the way i see it the more you save the more you have for champagne. This is why i don't understand why girls won't let you put some plastic sheeting under them, i mean it's reusable.. just wipe it off.

back2basics - everysquarecounts

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