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A guy in a mask burts into a sperm bank....


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with a shotgun."Open the safe," he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank ," she replies." We don't have any money."

Don't argue with me! Open the damn safe or I'll blow your head off!"

She obliges and once she opens the safe the guy says" Take out one of those bottles and drink it."

"But it's full of sperm!" she replies.

Don't argue with me, just drink it."

She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

She takes out another bottle and drinks that too. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's amazement , it's her husband.

"No that fucking diffucult is it?"

Now open up and say aghhhhhh....




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