mstill11 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Leather ones are probably better.Ever fuck a watermellon?You let it rot for a few days till its soft, than cut a hole and bang it till it explodes with fruity passion!Ever fuck a hot Banana peel?Of course I never did. I just heard!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 noyou should get out more oftenor pay for it------------------you can judge the quality and content of one's character by the way they treat someone that can do nothing for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 i fucked tim couch once, he told me he played football, thats all i needed to know.------------------ grapeape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrThunder Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 I jerked off with a banana peel...put it in the microwave for ten seconds and work it!!! almost better than the real thing...MMM MMM GOOD!!!Thunda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 One time I fucked my cat, no joke, i killed it!! She couldnt take the Flexanator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Originally posted by flex sexopolous:One time I fucked my cat, no joke, i killed it!! She couldnt take the FlexanatorOMG Ok this is really sick but well you remind me of this guy in my town.Back in High School, me and my old crew use to hang at a school by us. This gy named Vinny came down and started hangin out with us. I think he has some sort of mental problems or whatever. He seems fine but, he fucks cats. He really fucks cats. He would sit there and describe it to us. Even showed us scratches on his body from the cats too. Oh God its sickening. He would go around town and look for cats to take them home and video this sexual act. Ugh it makes me sick. Totally makes me sick.Hey you dont believe me, come to my town and Ill bring you to meet Vinny Nuch! ------------------ There's an old Irish saying -- 'there are no strangers, just friends who haven't met' -- so, until we meet, may peace and plenty rain down upon your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rj752000 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 uh huh. fuck the couch. the long chair in your living room. you fucked it. wow. I don't know what to say. I knew the people on this board were a bit freaky, but this takes the cake. Bannana peels??!!!! Come on people!!!!! What ever happened to good ole' fassion pussy?????? ------------------"Come closer to the speakers so I can see the light in your eyes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meth Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 my friend got caught fucking his old teddy bear by his mom. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Hate to bitch..........seriously guys and girls..........fucking a cat?banana peel?couch?..........*major* turn off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyp Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 My old friend got the nickname hot wash cloth.He would scream hot washcloth and his mother would come into his room and jerk him off with a hot wash cloth. WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly Dagger Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Now that's fucked up. Originally posted by anthonyp:My old friend got the nickname hot wash cloth.He would scream hot washcloth and his mother would come into his room and jerk him off with a hot wash cloth. WEIRDO!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ "It's the 21st century, there's other ways of getting fucked up" thewedge2000@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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