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A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have a

new boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. This

has to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks. OK?" Her

doctor was standing there when she woke up after the operation. She

looked at the foot of the bed and saw three bouquets of flowers.

She said angrily to the doctor, "How could you do this to me? I told

you this was to be a secret." The doctor said, "Relax. The first

bouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist - he

worked with me on your operation, he's gay and very trustworthy.

He won't tell a soul. And the third bouquet is from a guy in the

burns unit who wanted to thank you for his new pair of ears."


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