rachel1997 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 A well known, much-married movie star said to her doctor, "I have anew boyfriend and he's 18, so I want you to tighten my vagina. Thishas to be our secret - no tabloids, definitely no leaks. OK?" Herdoctor was standing there when she woke up after the operation. Shelooked at the foot of the bed and saw three bouquets of flowers.She said angrily to the doctor, "How could you do this to me? I toldyou this was to be a secret." The doctor said, "Relax. The firstbouquet is from me. The second is from the anesthesiologist - heworked with me on your operation, he's gay and very trustworthy.He won't tell a soul. And the third bouquet is from a guy in theburns unit who wanted to thank you for his new pair of ears." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rj752000 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 aha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! ------------------"Come closer to the speakers so I can see the light in your eyes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 LMFAO!!! GROSS!!! ------------------You put me in heaven with your touch....I just wanna hold you so much.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 nasty, but funny.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter><Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!!> <I got the glow, baby!!Can ya feel it?!? Now back up and give me some dancin' room!!>--- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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