djmikedr Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I'M GOING FISHIN."Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and standby a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in completesafety.""IT'S A GUY THING."Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,and you have no chance at all of making it logical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?""UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR."Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN."Really means..."I have no idea how it works."TAKE A BREAK, HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.""THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."Really means...."Are you still talking?""YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop, the address ofthe first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers ofevery car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."" WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.""OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed todeath before I admit I'm hurt.""HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon.""I CAN'T FIND IT."Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'mcompletely clueless.""WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"Really means.... "What did you catch me at?""I HEARD YOU."Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, andam hoping desperately that I can fake it well the next 3 days yelling atme.""YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize itcould be worse.""YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'mstarving.""I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again.""WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Have to agree with you on this one...Goodnight peepskeanu------------------ Party like there's no tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Not nice MIKEY!!!!!------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Not far from the truth apotheosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcre3306 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 That was some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 LOL, now I'll be paranoid as hell when my bf uses one of these.. Thanx Mikey for the peace of mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted October 30 Author Report Share Posted October 30 Thanks guys, just doin my job...One I'd like to add:When you ask a guy want he wants:just expect the anwser to be:Pussy! ------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tato09 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 funny hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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