divalicious Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 NFK, did i not tell you that you were a freak?? you can't hide it from me! btw, my curiousity is piqued!! i've never seen a guy slob his very own knob!------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 hehehe if i were a guy and could suck my own cock, i would never leave my house. EVER. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by notforkids:A'ight, kids; this board has been boring as hell lately, so let me start this next assault...I was about to post this anyway, but Jammy's "Freak Test" and the measly 12pts awarded to a guy for successfully sucking his own cock got me kinda riled up...Now, I understand that self-cocksuckage is very rare, as most guys aren't 1) flexible enough or 2) big enough or 3)secure enough in their sexuality to toot their own horn.First off, I'm pretty flexible. I used to run track in HS and took 2 years of Tae Kwon Do in college. That was a few years ago, so I'm less flexible than before, but I've recently started hitting the gym again and might even take up some yoga or martial arts in order to reclaim my lost flexibility.Second, I'm pretty big, definitely above average, I've never had any complaints, though I've had my fair share of praise, and I won't go into numbers just to maintain the air of mystery that shrouds my man-meat!Finally, let me reiterate: I've never wanted to blow anyone else, just myself! As far as I'm concerned, this here dick is the best dick in the world, and you ladies are missing out! Luckily, I've got it 24/7... Actually, I started on the road of self-fellatio at the request of my first girlfriend of college freshman year. Impressed by my length and having only recently learned of this rare phenomenon from her girlfriends, she broached the subject during a particularly silly lovemaking session. I was a bit wary at first, cuz, well, only gay guys suck cock, right? But then I thought, "I'm not gay, and, anyway, it's my *own* cock! Playing with my own cock (which I did often... that is, when my gf was playing with it for me!) didn't mean that I wanted to play with anyone else's... and sucking it wouldn't either!" Despite that sound bit of logical thinking, I was still a bit wary, but she was so into the whole idea that she promised to take over and finish the job if I couldn't reach it... and she promised to give me an awesome blowjob *plus* screw my brains out if I could! Needless to say, those were great stakes, so I went for it! Surprisingly, I was able to touch the tip of my tongue to the tip of my cockhead right of the bat, and, after a bit more stretching to limber up and some help from my bewildered yet extremely horny girlfriend, I was able to swallow the entire head and a good inch of latin love-shaft! So I went at it for a while as my girl looked on in lusty disbelief. Eventually, she got in on the action and worked my shaft and balls with her mouth and tongue as I continued to work the head... then, when I was just about ready to bust a nut (on the real, I knew what I was doing by instinct, I guess!), she took over and brought it home, swallowing every last drop and draining me dry, followed by some of the wildest, hardest, loudest fuckage we ever enjoyed together!Needless to say, both of us got a huge kick out of this newfound ability of mine. In fact, all the chicks I've been with always got a kick out of it! Plus, it has the added advantage of making them work harder on their own cocksucking skills, lest they become obsolete! And I've never swallowed my own load... Of course, getting a taste of the precum is ievitable, but I gotta admit that my cum tastes pretty damn good! Tastes kinda like coconut Life Savers! Go out and buy some right now and see for yourself! Try some today; you'll be glad you did! Yum! So what do you kids think? Am I some kind of freak if I like to suck my own cock? And I already know what you think, mysteriousss...And ladies - private viewings can be arranged!Bring it on!PEACE,NotForKidsSuper Self-Fellator*golf claps*quite impressive i must say old chap -------------------BRING BACK FRANK ALVEE-"And thus they give the time, that Nature meantFor peaceful sleep and meditative snores,To ceaseless din and mindless merrimentAnd waste of shoes and floors." [This message has been edited by PFloyd40 (edited 10-25-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchikthrilla Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 U r definitely a FAG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by divalicious:NFK, did i not tell you that you were a freak?? you can't hide it from me! btw, my curiousity is piqued!! i've never seen a guy slob his very own knob!hmmm gimme ur email addy. I believe I have some pics of someone doing this on my computer at home! lol------------------ "It's normal to be different!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 sucking your own dick, huh nfk? I have applauded to some of your stories, but this is just gross. p.s. kids do the darnest things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 NotForKidsYou have to be the most unashamed person on this board, sharing intimate details of your life.........You have to be like the number one ho here with the talk about all the girls you've been with(and i mean it in a good way)Keep up the fuckin, sucking, AND CUMMINPEACE OUTKEANUthose who admiredbegan to stareand grow jealous------------------ Pleasure is the only thing to live for............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Yo if you can suck your own cock more power too you. If I could I would never leave my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokeassnigga Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Not in so many words, YES! You are a freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 A'ight, kids; this board has been boring as hell lately, so let me start this next assault...I was about to post this anyway, but Jammy's "Freak Test" and the measly 12pts awarded to a guy for successfully sucking his own cock got me kinda riled up...Now, I understand that self-cocksuckage is very rare, as most guys aren't 1) flexible enough or 2) big enough or 3)secure enough in their sexuality to toot their own horn.First off, I'm pretty flexible. I used to run track in HS and took 2 years of Tae Kwon Do in college. That was a few years ago, so I'm less flexible than before, but I've recently started hitting the gym again and might even take up some yoga or martial arts in order to reclaim my lost flexibility.Second, I'm pretty big, definitely above average, I've never had any complaints, though I've had my fair share of praise, and I won't go into numbers just to maintain the air of mystery that shrouds my man-meat!Finally, let me reiterate: I've never wanted to blow anyone else, just myself! As far as I'm concerned, this here dick is the best dick in the world, and you ladies are missing out! Luckily, I've got it 24/7... Actually, I started on the road of self-fellatio at the request of my first girlfriend of college freshman year. Impressed by my length and having only recently learned of this rare phenomenon from her girlfriends, she broached the subject during a particularly silly lovemaking session. I was a bit wary at first, cuz, well, only gay guys suck cock, right? But then I thought, "I'm not gay, and, anyway, it's my *own* cock! Playing with my own cock (which I did often... that is, when my gf was playing with it for me!) didn't mean that I wanted to play with anyone else's... and sucking it wouldn't either!" Despite that sound bit of logical thinking, I was still a bit wary, but she was so into the whole idea that she promised to take over and finish the job if I couldn't reach it... and she promised to give me an awesome blowjob *plus* screw my brains out if I could! Needless to say, those were great stakes, so I went for it! Surprisingly, I was able to touch the tip of my tongue to the tip of my cockhead right of the bat, and, after a bit more stretching to limber up and some help from my bewildered yet extremely horny girlfriend, I was able to swallow the entire head and a good inch of latin love-shaft! So I went at it for a while as my girl looked on in lusty disbelief. Eventually, she got in on the action and worked my shaft and balls with her mouth and tongue as I continued to work the head... then, when I was just about ready to bust a nut (on the real, I knew what I was doing by instinct, I guess!), she took over and brought it home, swallowing every last drop and draining me dry, followed by some of the wildest, hardest, loudest fuckage we ever enjoyed together!Needless to say, both of us got a huge kick out of this newfound ability of mine. In fact, all the chicks I've been with always got a kick out of it! Plus, it has the added advantage of making them work harder on their own cocksucking skills, lest they become obsolete! And I've never swallowed my own load... Of course, getting a taste of the precum is ievitable, but I gotta admit that my cum tastes pretty damn good! Tastes kinda like coconut Life Savers! Go out and buy some right now and see for yourself! Try some today; you'll be glad you did! Yum! So what do you kids think? Am I some kind of freak if I like to suck my own cock? And I already know what you think, mysteriousss...And ladies - private viewings can be arranged!Bring it on!PEACE,NotForKidsSuper Self-Fellator------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Damn, I can't even touch my toes ...~*Jam*~------------------...I can't see you, you can't see me!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Hahahaha.. I hope this was a joke.. It freaks me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 OMFG I LOVE IT!!!haha ur crazy...but I can eat myself out so, your point would be...........lol------------------ "It's normal to be different!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by misskittie:OMFG I LOVE IT!!!haha ur crazy...but I can eat myself out so, your point would be...........lolhow?????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by misskittie:OMFG I LOVE IT!!!haha ur crazy...but I can eat myself out so, your point would be...........lolK-Yummy!!!I love girls who can eat themselves out!K, you've truly earned the name "misskittie"gggggrrrrroooooowwwwwwrrrrr!!!!!PEACE,NotForKidsLicks The Kittie------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Its really not all that difficult when you are flexible and can make your body do things. I dotn do it on a regular...haha...thats why I have my girls around. But I am able to do it...bend down and start a lickin!------------------ "It's normal to be different!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
komic Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Yes, you are a freak....but is that a bad thing? you should be proud to be a freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hush Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 we just ran out of condoms and NFK is running to the store before i figure out how to do a misskittie and dont need him any more...he is running despite a torn ligament in his groin...you see he gets a little too excited and the mamouth rod between his legs is too much for the rest of him to bear...we have been fucking all night and i still dont know what he kisses like...when i want to tell him how good it is i reach for my cell. i personally need a little more affection than he can provide. i like body contact every once in a while...when he gets back i am going to make him show me this amazing ability first hand so i rest my sweet pussy for a while...whew.hush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 You gotta be FLEXIBLE baby! Stretch your entire body REALLY well. You have to strecth the arms legs back ...EVERYTHING. Aftyer a couple weeks you will notice you have become much mroe flexible and you too will be able to perform this. ------------------ "It's normal to be different!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foker Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I always wondered if someone can do that......Dude, you should be in a Freak Porn Movie. Lots of potential for $...... More power to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i must keep u in mind for future entertainment!!lola------------------i know u wanna dance, i wanna c u sweat, i wanna c how freaky u can get...baby take me higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luz Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubKid1111 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 You suck your own dick?? I know someone that can actually do this.... Well he cant suck it...but he can lick the tip and shit...dont ask me....he told me to ask his gf if I didnt believe him....I believe him Calyandra@aol.com------------------~*Liz*~ ~*A bad little kiddie doing bad little things*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I think I have a business idea. . .I'm gonna start making round coffins for people that can satisfy themselves in that way. Visualize - it will make sense.Even though I'm sure you all with the gift will lead long *satisfying* lives, I expect you'll develop an abnormal curveture in your spine that will make it hard to fit in a regular box. yours will need to be round. accepting orders now. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csumaylo Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Damn bro, YOU are a fuckin' nutcase!Anybody call Guinness Book?------------------Know your body. Know your mind. Know your source. Know your roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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