djmikedr Posted December 25 Report Share Posted December 25 What to expect on a date with:A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.ITALIAN WOMAN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurantSecond Date: You meet her parents and her mom makes spaghetti & meatballsThird Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriendJEWISH WOMAN:First Date: You get a dynamite blowjob.Second Date: You get another great blowjob.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.MALAY WOMAN:First date: You get to touch those big breasts of hers.Second date: You get to home base with her.Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised.Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her wholefamily. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three othertimes as allowed under Muslim law.CHINESE WOMAN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMAN:First date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMAN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant.IRISH WOMAN:First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Mikey!! That was so good!My turn:Christmas Pickup Lines----------------------1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister!6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you?9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?------------------ This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 both of these are great! I loved the irish one... hehehehe.... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 that was hilairious!!!!so true, so true, so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raverdoll Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 Originally posted by eviljav666:i wanna here something about CUBAN WOMEN....i know for a fact that there FREAKS... SHOUT TO THE DEVILnow what is wrong with CUBAN women? evil???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 NOTHING.......IAM CUBAN........ i go to FLORIDA like three times a year...MY parents have a condo there...I LOVE CUBANS...WHERE THE DOMINOS AT.....KILL SANTERIO IS JAV"S MIDDLE NAME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted December 26 Report Share Posted December 26 A CANADIAN WOMAN:First date: She pretends like you aren't even there.Second date: She lets you kiss her goodnite on the cheek.Third date: She asks you about your sexual fantasyFourth date: She brings some girlfriends over to your place for some fun.Fifth date: What fifth date.HeHeHeHe!!!! Only some of us!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted December 27 Author Report Share Posted December 27 Wait, RUSSIAN WOMEN are missing.Can anybody add that one?------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow![This message has been edited by apotheosis (edited 12-26-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted December 27 Report Share Posted December 27 i wanna here something about CUBAN WOMEN....i know for a fact that there FREAKS... SHOUT TO THE DEVIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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