shugabooga Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 one time when i was a little girl about four or five i said to my mom, "mom, i need a new butt, mine has a crack in it" and she didn't even laugh! it still cracks me up every time i think about it! [This message has been edited by shugabooga (edited 03-02-2001).][This message has been edited by shugabooga (edited 03-02-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 lol...definatly a keeper!------------------"Beware of PHAZON" "The Future is Now...forget the past...presents gone until the gorgeous night..Outraged, mindblowing nightmares....end up..in the never ending.. FIGHT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 yeah, it cracked me up.... i am still laughing right now. ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel-o-d Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 This is a great line. I love how kids are so honest and open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted March 2 Report Share Posted March 2 Originally posted by stacychase:yeah, it cracked me up too....LOL so funny!!!! ------------------ UNBOUNDGettin'UNWOUND AIM: ZUinc2000 TëMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodu Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 Along the same lines:A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna gethair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know. I'm gonna get boobs too. A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliverus someE-mail, Amen."A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play withthe boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're> too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 LOL! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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