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hey mysteriouss, ty smeyoshsya kak Dr. Evil, mhohahahaha! evil evil evil is say! ay ya iz Kieva, i is Kaliningrada, byl tam vezde, i plaval v Dnepre. prekrasnoye daleko, ne bud ko mne zhestoko, zhestoko ne bud!

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Маленькая девочка заходит в мамину спальню и видит сидящего на кровати

абсолютно голого, огромного мужика, пьющего водку. И спрашивает:

- Дядя, вы наш новый бэбиситтер?

Мужик отвечает:

- Нет девочка, я ваш новый мазерфакер!

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Originally posted by ichernomor:

Маленькая девочка заходит в мамину спальню и видит сидящего на кровати

абсолютно голого, огромного мужика, пьющего водку. И спрашивает:

- Дядя, вы наш новый бэбиситтер?

Мужик отвечает:

- Нет девочка, я ваш новый мазерфакер!

lmao.....hehehehehehe KEEP THE DOORS CLOSED!!!!!!

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Originally posted by maxpil:

ok, here is my favorite song when I was little...

Pust' begut neuklyuzhe, Peshehody po luzham,

A voda - po asfal'tu rekoi...

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priehal v NYC v '89, v 10 let, iz Maaaskvi smile.gif

I love that song i have it on napster

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speaking of napster and russian songs...out of nowhere yesterday me and my roommate bust out in a collection of downloaded russian songs...havent turned it off yet...its so cheesy i love it

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never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...

the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...

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Originally posted by cuteboobie:

speaking of napster and russian songs...out of nowhere yesterday me and my roommate bust out in a collection of downloaded russian songs...havent turned it off yet...its so cheesy i love it

I been downloading from napster songs that i used to listen as a kid. I still love them =0) they so cute lol

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i love that cheburashka and krokodil gena song...the birthday song...its the best...i always play it

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never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...

the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...

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Originally posted by idisyda:

do you know the name of that song by any chance.

its called pust begut neuklyuzhe or something like that...if u type in detskie pesni on napster u get all the good stuff

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never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...

the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...

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Originally posted by risa06:

LMAO....torchish znachit??? why?????????????...ok, I guees its a men thing smile.gif

ya s Usbekistana (gorod Buhara) v 1995 priexala...v 17 let. Snachala v Californiu, a potom v 1996 v NY perebralic'. A kuda ti xochesh pereexat'? v NY?

Hey risa06, its nice to meet someone on this board who is from the same country as i am, tolko ya s Tashkenta

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Originally posted by bimerus:

Originally posted by risa06:

LMAO....torchish znachit??? why?????????????...ok, I guees its a men thing smile.gif

ya s Usbekistana (gorod Buhara) v 1995 priexala...v 17 let. Snachala v Californiu, a potom v 1996 v NY perebralic'. A kuda ti xochesh pereexat'? v NY?

Hey risa06, its nice to meet someone on this board who is from the same country as i am, tolko ya s Tashkenta

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niiiiiiiiiiiice smile.gif I love Tashkent! I was there last year...so many things have changed...for better though smile.gif

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Originally posted by bimerus:

Originally posted by risa06:

LMAO....torchish znachit??? why?????????????...ok, I guees its a men thing smile.gif

ya s Usbekistana (gorod Buhara) v 1995 priexala...v 17 let. Snachala v Californiu, a potom v 1996 v NY perebralic'. A kuda ti xochesh pereexat'? v NY?

Hey risa06, its nice to meet someone on this board who is from the same country as i am, tolko ya s Tashkenta

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WOW...i mustta missed this post.

Zemlyaki Yzbekistana smile.gif

Ya s Samarkanda 11 years here..priexal kogda mne bilo 13.

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ya s ukrainy i u menia es't klassnaya ideya kto znaet etot stishok:

Lublu ya telkam v rot davat'

>Lublu neimoverno

>Kak po komande: NU, SOSAT'!!

>Te "dobivaut" spermu

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>Lublu koda oni glotaut

>Kak puzhiri oni puskaut

>Iz spermy, da druz'ya lublu

>Takuyu "NASTY" ya xuynu

>

>Lublu kogda oni konchaut

>Lizo obil'no oblivaut

>Lublu, kogda stoit "VIGVAM"

>Lublu sprosit': RACHKOM, MADAM?

>

>Lublu ya v popku zasodit'

>I tam so zlost'u borozdit'

>Lublu ya traxat'sya druz'ya

>Takaya vot bolezn' moya smile.gif

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devochki, pozhaluista ne obizhaites' - ya eto ne sochinial

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Who the fuck are you

You are prolly some little slutty fudge packer who thinks america is the shit...and it is, literally.

Go back to your little trailer trash wagon and wash up your little neck so that it isnt so red.

BITCH

NOW..THIS IS A RUSSIAN POST, YOU DONT LIKE IT

THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pezda vanuchiya

Originally posted by ladybijan22:

Again - ENGLISH BITCH!!!!! You are in Ameirca right?? And the official language of this country is English right?? Fucking use it already!! I could understand using another language if the language the person being addressed doesn't know English - but I obviously do. So next time you want to say something to me - make sure you use the right one!!! You want to keep speaking Russian all the time - GO TO RUSSIA!!! Otherwise speak english! cwm43.gif

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Originally posted by raw:

V lisu rasla snigurachka

V lisu ana rasla

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DAKONCHITE

i dont know the rest of the song...but i remember when i was 5 yrs old and i was in kindergarden i was snegurachka at the new years party...all my friends were so jealous cause they only got to be snezhinkas

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never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...

the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...

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Originally posted by kiddo:

ya s ukrainy i u menia es't klassnaya ideya kto znaet etot stishok:

Lublu ya telkam v rot davat'

>Lublu neimoverno

>Kak po komande: NU, SOSAT'!!

>Te "dobivaut" spermu

>

>Lublu koda oni glotaut

>Kak puzhiri oni puskaut

>Iz spermy, da druz'ya lublu

>Takuyu "NASTY" ya xuynu

>

>Lublu kogda oni konchaut

>Lizo obil'no oblivaut

>Lublu, kogda stoit "VIGVAM"

>Lublu sprosit': RACHKOM, MADAM?

>

>Lublu ya v popku zasodit'

>I tam so zlost'u borozdit'

>Lublu ya traxat'sya druz'ya

>Takaya vot bolezn' moya smile.gif

>

devochki, pozhaluista ne obizhaites' - ya eto ne sochinial

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Barkov chtoli?

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