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damn, mistook some oranges for my anal beads in the dark


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it was dark and i reached for my anal beads on my desk. had the suckers in my hands and didn't realize they weren't my anal balls on a string until i already got them wedged too far up. now can't get the damn Sunkists out! guess i'll just have to wait for another deluge in my digestive tract

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"man, i can't believe i spilled my bottle of jd!"

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whaaaa haahahahaah, dude thats fucking funny shit! sunkist anal beads, thats creative!! haha, its like the kid in American pie, he screws an apple pie, you are a sunkist butt pirate, this is such a disturbing culinary digression!

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-U menya seychas odna problema, nauchit tebya dvigat telom-

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