ricfutures Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 1. The windows are tinted2. The plane is sitting on gold rims3. The stewardess's are all ex-Hammer dancers4. First class, business class and coach is classified as: O.G.,Hustlers, and Playa Haters5. Power windows for fly-by's6. Pilot comes on the intercom and asks everybody for gas money7. The intercom chimes "bling bling" prior to announcements instead> of "ding a ding"8. Floating devices have patches!9. Oxygen masks are turned into bongs10. The pilot is doing doughnuts on the runway11. The pilot has to check in with his parole officer before take off12. The pilot needs a jump to start the plane13. The stewardesses have on Fubu gear as their uniforms14. Featured movies are "Booty Call," "I Got The Hook Up," and the Original "Shaft"15. Served miniature forty ounces and pork skins16. The plane has an AMG kit17. You can pay for your tickets with food stamps or WIC vouchers18. The black box is really a satellite TV de-scrambler19. The seats are covered in plastic20. Your flight got canceled cause the plane got repossessed!------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 oh goodness....please dont talk about ghetto airlines...im flying to cancun in a few days on something called Ryan Air....i bet its gonna be just like what u described...im so afraid------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.....ummmm, I hope we are not talking about Spirit here....are we? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rparadox Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 You forgot about the plastic runner on the walkway, the bangin' stereo, a couple of broken windows covered with trash bags and little hugs for the kids.Fuck Booty Call, the movies are Friday, Menace and Juice.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfutures Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by rparadox:Fuck Booty Call, the movies are Friday, Menace and Juice.Menace is the greatest ghetto movie ever!!! Best lines as well. "I said with cheese mothafucka!!!"------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 That was great!! Reminds me of a few budget airlines I've taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfly Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 these were funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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