anotherlevel Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 8 hours and counting until I go back to the 'ol 9-5 bullshit. Still hurting from the weekend, anyone have suggestions for a good scheme to get out of work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 I know A good one, "I QUITE"..! lol-------------------------------------------E-mail martin_izzo@netzero.net page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 diarrhea!! lol.. it goes a long way and it's versatile! it worked for me when i got caught by a cop for speeding! it's so nasty, people just let you off the hook cuz they don't want to go into detail about it! hehehe good luck peace! --daniela------------------ "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." AoL: MAReLuNa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewel44317 Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Call in "unhappy." ---> "Yea hi_______ (boss's name), this is ______ (your name)...listen i'm just really unhappy today and I definitely don't think I'll be able to make it in. I expect to be happy tomorrow though, but i'll have to let you know."------------------"Spontaneity is the key to spice in life" "Music makes the world go 'round...so keep it spinnin!"AIM: Jewel44317 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Im not coming in....its personal!!!(act really really sad) ------------------Yellow CK's and Double Stacked Zorros are mine.What's your...... ? ? ? ? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carabee Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 MIGRAINE HEADACHE....worked for me last Friday....------------------She's got everything she needs/she's an artist/she done't look back/She'll take the dark out of the night time/and paint the daytime black.......DYLAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drfunk Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Originally posted by mareluna:diarrhea!! lol.. it goes a long way and it's versatile! it worked for me when i got caught by a cop for speeding! it's so nasty, people just let you off the hook cuz they don't want to go into detail about it! hehehe good luck thats been my go to for years! its really a great excuse. i actually decided to use it as a male alternative to the female celebration of womanhood. my only warning would be a kharmic one... my best friend used the excuse that his aunt had died when he forgot to do an assignment in high school. she died the next week, and he felt like shit. (like how i brought that full circle. diarhea-aunt dying-feeling like shit) true story.------------------No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn...Jim Morrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianon27th Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Migrane Headache!Worked like a charm for me last friday too!Suckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 Backache, toothache, earache..... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted March 12 Report Share Posted March 12 You people are sad and really crazy!-------------------------------------------E-mail martin_izzo@netzero.net page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 If the weather was bad you could have used that you were stuck somewhere where the weather was bad and you couldn't drive!Thats what I did last Monday! No questions asked!------------------Hi! How ya doing? where ya been, I had thoughts of you all night long. Can't describe what you did, but you got me so!Aolimer: Glowgirl42000Email: Sugar4@earthlink.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolly Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 THis is a good excuse for Thurs, Fri, Sat or Sun. Say you are in a wedding or have to go to a wedding that is kind of a long drive away. I usually use this to get out of class on a Thursday night or Friday. It never fails!!------------------ Please meet Jammin' Jimmy, the Dancin' Machine!! (thanks Daniela)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherlevel Posted March 13 Author Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by glowball:I know A good one, "I QUITE"..! lolThanks everyone for your help. Glowball, no doubt you were right. This was the best way to call in but I tried to put an American Beauty spin on it, ya know the whole blackmail thing "how can you prove that you didn't try to get me to suck your dick for money so I want a years pay and benifits". Didn't work but it was funny, I was amused all day and not at work!!!PS! Anyone have a job opening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by jewel44317:Call in "unhappy." ---> "Yea hi_______ (boss's name), this is ______ (your name)...listen i'm just really unhappy today and I definitely don't think I'll be able to make it in. I expect to be happy tomorrow though, but i'll have to let you know."OMG! LMAO! this is hysterical....I WOULD luv to say this oneday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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