nickijay Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 ok, i took money out of the atm this friday...after doing a bong hit (i'm a pot lightweight) and drinking numerous drinks.....and i had a difficult time with it, or so i'm told by those wonderful men who just stood and laughed at me (j303j, roby, porn, boa)....so i couldn't remember how much i'd taken out and i lost the receipt. today i call the automated bank thingie and it tells me i took out 60 bucks but then it says i used my debit card for 50. i had no idea where i could've possibly spent fifty dollars over the weekend with the card....so i get a live operator and i ask her. she says something i don't recognize and i'm like "hmmm, strange..." and then she proceeds to spell T-W-I-L-O.....ugh....hello!!! it's all coming back to me now. i need help!------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 ROTFLMFAO that was very very very funny........I partuclarly liked the golf clap as you exited...even the security guy was amused------------------"At the peak of tremendous and victorious effort, while the blood is pounding in your head, all suddenly comes quiet within you. Everything seems clearer and whiter than ever before, as if great spotlights had been turned on. At that moment, you have the conviction that you contain all the power in the world, that you are capable of everything, that you have wings. There is no more precise moment in life than this, the WHITE MOMENT, and you will work hard for years, just to taste it again.''Yuri Vlason. -----------PM sux email is better-------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 rookie------------------Chronic gives you cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roby Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 I also enjoyed the moment when I went into the bank and asked if you needed help, Nicky, and you responded with some unintelligble gibberish and brushed me aside. I have no idea what planet you were on at that time, but it looked like a lot of fun.BTW ... I reserve the right to laugh at you if you continue to sully my furniture with club filth (that goes for all of ya) ... ------------------AIM name: noserotoninleftCRACKHEADS OF THE WORLD UNITE!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BRAINS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted March 13 Author Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by boa_boy:ROTFLMFAO that was very very very funny........I partuclarly liked the golf clap as you exited...even the security guy was amusedum, exsqueeze me, mister.....first of all (and i know this b/c i found my receipts in my wallet yesterday - and i can't believe i actually thought to put them in there in my condition) i tried to take out 100 but it wouldn't let me, said i was not authorized to take out 100 fastcash...(what's that about?) so i had to try again...you know, you guys could've helped me....now what's this about clapping??? golf??? i'm so confused. and pooh, screw you, i'm still mad at you b/c you're not coming to florida!!!------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by roby:I also enjoyed the moment when I went into the bank and asked if you needed help, Nicky, and you responded with some unintelligble gibberish and brushed me aside. I have no idea what planet you were on at that time, but it looked like a lot of fun.BTW ... I reserve the right to laugh at you if you continue to sully my furniture with club filth (that goes for all of ya) ... and then in the cab do u think she needed some water lol I thought nicki was the only one that sullied?!!?------------------"At the peak of tremendous and victorious effort, while the blood is pounding in your head, all suddenly comes quiet within you. Everything seems clearer and whiter than ever before, as if great spotlights had been turned on. At that moment, you have the conviction that you contain all the power in the world, that you are capable of everything, that you have wings. There is no more precise moment in life than this, the WHITE MOMENT, and you will work hard for years, just to taste it again.''Yuri Vlason. -----------PM sux email is better-------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted March 13 Author Report Share Posted March 13 wait, WHHAAAA??? water? in the cab? and rob tried to help me??? um, hmmm....sorrry.....but i am telling you now that that filth was on your couch b/f i sat down (after we got back) and i almost pointed it out to you but i figured you knew it was there... i think joe did it......------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 wow, that story brings me back to my highschool crackdays, i couldnt remember anything or how much money i spent, all to familiar but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roby Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by uknjx2:wait, WHHAAAA??? water? in the cab? and rob tried to help me??? um, hmmm....sorrry.....but i am telling you now that that filth was on your couch b/f i sat down (after we got back) and i almost pointed it out to you but i figured you knew it was there... i think joe did it......I'm sure you didn't dirty up my couch BY YOURSELF, my dear ... all the other crackheads had a hand in it as well ... I just singled you out because you were the most visibly filthy one out of all of us.And the water in the cab thing was a reference to your voice during the ride home ... sounds like you had some sandpaper stuck in your throat. It was obviously a very good night for you ...------------------AIM name: noserotoninleftCRACKHEADS OF THE WORLD UNITE!! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR BRAINS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted March 13 Author Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by roby: I'm sure you didn't dirty up my couch BY YOURSELF, my dear ... all the other crackheads had a hand in it as well ... I just singled you out because you were the most visibly filthy one out of all of us.And the water in the cab thing was a reference to your voice during the ride home ... sounds like you had some sandpaper stuck in your throat. It was obviously a very good night for you ...yeah, see there's a logical explanation for why that wasn't my sully....it was stuck to me like superglue, it won't come out...and wasn't it blue-ish in tint??? i always admit when i sully something.....and apologize.... but this time i wore my filth home with pride. and i have to add that i was really proud of the fact that i only took 60 bucks out of the bank in that condition.... until i found out i spent another 50 on twilo. i'm on a tight budget and have no right to be acting like i have all this damn money.....grrrrrr!!------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 Originally posted by uknjx2: and i have to add that i was really proud of the fact that i only took 60 bucks out of the bank in that condition.... until i found out i spent another 50 on twilo. i'm on a tight budget and have no right to be acting like i have all this damn money.....grrrrrr!!wanna go boinkin like a bunny for cash? i got supreme clientele, abs like u'rs will bring in big bucks...i'll have to sample the merchandise first, my clients prefer to get a review before spendin...------------------Chronic gives you cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by p00h: wanna go boinkin like a bunny for cash? i got supreme clientele, abs like u'rs will bring in big bucks...i'll have to sample the merchandise first, my clients prefer to get a review before spendin...so how much ya think i can make per boink???it's just too damn bad about miami cuz jams, diva and i had plans for you (involving whipped cream, leather and a lot of astroglide).....BIG plans....oh well......... ------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by uknjx2: so how much ya think i can make per boink???it's just too damn bad about miami cuz jams, diva and i had plans for you (involving whipped cream, leather and a lot of astroglide).....BIG plans....oh well......... since you put it like that i'm gonna swing by real quick like. once the whipped cream runs out i'm out tho...------------------Chronic gives you cancer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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