LikmyLipz Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Schwartzenegger has a big oneMichael J. Fox has a small oneMadonna doesn't have oneThe Pope has one but doesn't use hisClinton uses his all the timeMickey Mouse has an unusual oneGeorge Burns' was hotLiberace never used his on womenJerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of hisWe never saw Lucy use Desi'sWhat is it?i'll post the answer later.. tehehehehexoxoxoxo mwwwwwwwwwahz------------------ ~LiPz~ "take my heart or i'm gonna lose, if you walk away i'll never use it" aim:LikmyLipze-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com www.lipz.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 ummmmmmm... a LAST NAME perhaps?------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Originally posted by ichi_gami:ummmmmmm... a LAST NAME perhaps?Damn u.. lol::feels stupid in corner:: ------------------ ~LiPz~ "take my heart or i'm gonna lose, if you walk away i'll never use it" aim:LikmyLipze-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com www.lipz.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratnik Posted March 15 Report Share Posted March 15 Originally posted by ichi_gami:ummmmmmm... a LAST NAME perhaps?Hey you!! Whats up? ------------------...NYC on the MOVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkwardscience Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 I would have gone for the more obvious answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by bratnik: Hey you!! Whats up? BRATNIK! how are ya, my dear? Going out this weekend? ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticshdw Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Same topic, different riddle...figure some of yoou have heard it, but you should be able to figure it out. Brothers and sisters I have none, this man's father is my father's son. Who is this man?------------------I have never known beauty like yours before...with eyes of the most perfect blue, and a form that speaks of poetry. And now here I hold you in my arms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sf97 Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 It is himself------------------DON'T KNOCK IT ````````TILL U ROCK IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcticshdw Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 Originally posted by sf97:It is himselfSorry...not himself.------------------I have never known beauty like yours before...with eyes of the most perfect blue, and a form that speaks of poetry. And now here I hold you in my arms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 i dunno that one?~>but here is a riddle.... *it's greater than god *worse than the devil *poor people have it *rich people need it***what is it?????------------------*~*i DOn'T nEeD yOur AttiTudE~~>i BrOuGht My OwN*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by misk:i dunno that one?~>but here is a riddle.... *it's greater than god *worse than the devil *poor people have it *rich people need it***what is it?????nothing------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exit2heaven Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 ha ha!!!------------------Mine comes in a form of a pill and powder.What's your...... ? ? ? ? ? ?AIM: XxFUEL1xX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denn Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 what has 4 wheels and flies?------------------"Wherever you go, there you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 A man lives on the 12th floor of an apartment building.Every day, he gets into the elevator and takes it down to the lobby and goes to work.When he comes home, he gets in the elevator and takes it to the 4th floor and walks up the stairs to the 12th floor.WHY?------------------Darrell G. HazePromotions@Gateway.net AOL IM HazeDG13 (201)381-6987Thursdays - NV Lounge and SaciFridays -Sound Factory, EXIT and ChaosSaturdays - The World and EXIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k2 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 To the one about the father and son- it's his own son.To the one about the elevator- the guy is too short to reach the button for his floor when he comes home.Atleast E doesn't make you stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by arcticshdw:Same topic, different riddle...figure some of yoou have heard it, but you should be able to figure it out. Brothers and sisters I have none, this man's father is my father's son. Who is this man?'this man' is your nephewSK13 ::takes a bow::------------------get down on your knees... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by darrellg:A man lives on the 12th floor of an apartment building.Every day, he gets into the elevator and takes it down to the lobby and goes to work.When he comes home, he gets in the elevator and takes it to the 4th floor and walks up the stairs to the 12th floor.WHY?he's a midget and can't reach beyone the 4th floor button.or he's an exercise finatic.SK13------------------get down on your knees... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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