nlichau Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Dear Consumers:It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside Brooklyn.If you have one of these, you may need some help understanding the commands.The Brooklyn edition may be recognized by the unique opening screen.It reads: "WINDAS 98", with a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start the program, instead of the usual "harpy, stringy" music, you will hear the theme from the Godfather. It also shipped with a Sopranos screen saver.Please also note:The Recycle Bin is labeled "Bedford Stuyvesant".My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computer."The inbox is referred to as "The Trunk"Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."Dial up Networking is called "The Bar."Control Panel is known as "The Bosses."Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancing the family business" and will actually maximize the program instead of shutting it down.Hard Drive is referred to as "The BQE Rush Hour"Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe this!" pops up.Changes in Terminology in the BROOKLYN EDITION:OK...........Sure thingCancel.......FugetaboutitReset........Start OvaYes..........YeahNo...........NahFind.........Put a contract out onBrowse.......Get a lookseeBack.........U TurnHelp.........(Help is not available-youse don't need no stinking help)Stop.........Knock it offStart........Move it!Settings.....Here's the RulesAlso note that any voice recognition software run on the BROOKLYN EDITION platform does not recognize the letter "R"Some programs and other accessories that are exclusive to WINDAS 98:Typa..........A word processing programPrinta........PrinterCalculata.....CalculatorSolitare......Seven Card StudWe regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the BROOKLYN EDITION.You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.Youse got a problem wit dat?LMFAO ------------------As I dance I create my own language... with every beat of my heart is the music I will dance through life to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyskribz57 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 LMAO!!! That shit was funny!-Scotty------------------- "I nEeD a SpIrIt WhO cAn ToUcH mY LiFe, I nEeD a VoIcE tO sPeAk tHe TrUtH, i NeEd A sOuL wHo WiLL bE oN mY sIdE, i NeEd A hEaRt i'LL nEvEr LoSe, SoMeOnE LiKe YoU... sOmEbOdY LiKe YoU....SoMeOnE LiKe yOu...SomEoNe LiKe yOu.....I NeEd SoMeBoDy WhO CaN MoVe My WoRLd, SoMeOne WhO kNoWs JuSt WhAt To Do, SoMeOne LiKe YoU..." AOL:DaFiRmPrEz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyskribz57 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 LMAO!!! That shit was funny!-Scotty------------------- "I nEeD a SpIrIt WhO cAn ToUcH mY LiFe, I nEeD a VoIcE tO sPeAk tHe TrUtH, i NeEd A sOuL wHo WiLL bE oN mY sIdE, i NeEd A hEaRt i'LL nEvEr LoSe, SoMeOnE LiKe YoU... sOmEbOdY LiKe YoU....SoMeOnE LiKe yOu...SomEoNe LiKe yOu.....I NeEd SoMeBoDy WhO CaN MoVe My WoRLd, SoMeOne WhO kNoWs JuSt WhAt To Do, SoMeOne LiKe YoU..." AOL:DaFiRmPrEz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
systemout74 Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 that's fucking funny,,,,,,one of the best ones yet...Frank. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 ------------------TWILO'S WACK !!!! Sorry guys it is "don't get attached to anything you're not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat coming around the corner"Robert DeniroAIM:MSOPRANO13Email: msoprano13@yahoo.com "IM GONNA MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CANT REFUSE" MSOPRANO13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 no hun ...it was funny three years ago------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 hehehehe...i enjoyed that one------------------never frown....u dont know when someone is falling in love with ur smile...the most you can do for a friend is simply be a friend...i just want to dance, i just want to lose it, i just want the chance to finally let go...are you feeling me like i'm feeling you, right here, right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 i got that emailed to my work account, like 6 months ago. definately funny ------------------a mind stretched by new dimensions can never be the same againYour laughing at me cause I am different? Shit, im laughing at you cause your all the fucking same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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