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usually too busy "staring at the floor"

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Here's what u do:

Go grab several boxes of staples from the supply shed. Then take off your shoe and sock on one foot, and empty the boxes of staples into your sock. Put your shoe back on, and carry the sock full of staples behind your back.

Walk to his office and tell him that if he wants to suck so bad, you've got a sausage he can suck on. When he's trying to figure out if you really just said that, and what it means, bust him in the eye with the sock.

Try to catch him either in the eye itself or in the throat so he can't do anything. Then when he's down, kick him in the face and chest a few times, and run back to your desk, grab your supplies, and run to your car. Trust me, it always works.

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Originally posted by cmb1975:

Every day!!!! Fuckin' pathetic executives...they can't wipe their asses without help...

Tell me about it. For some reason, I'm the only one who knows how to put paper in the printer. Are you fucking kidding me?

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Originally posted by andre9000:

Here's what u do:

Go grab several boxes of staples from the supply shed. Then take off your shoe and sock on one foot, and empty the boxes of staples into your sock. Put your shoe back on, and carry the sock full of staples behind your back.

Walk to his office and tell him that if he wants to suck so bad, you've got a sausage he can suck on. When he's trying to figure out if you really just said that, and what it means, bust him in the eye with the sock.

Try to catch him either in the eye itself or in the throat so he can't do anything. Then when he's down, kick him in the face and chest a few times, and run back to your desk, grab your supplies, and run to your car. Trust me, it always works.

Alright! Who let you out of the psychiatric ward?!? cwm13.gif

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My lip is very fuckin soar.......

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The martyrs go hand in hand into the arena; they are crucified alone.

Embraced, the lovers desperately try to fuse their insulated ectasies into a single self-transcendence; in vain

By it's very nature every embodied spirit is doomed to suffer and enjoy in solitude

Sensations, feelings, insights, fancies- all these are private and except through symbols and second hand, incommunicable.

We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves

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Actually I just gave notice at my job. Yet still my boss (who is a major bitch these days) keeps reeming me every day to do certain things.

I keep telling her that I quit and she should do it herself.

My last day is Friday (I work in a restaurant) and we need a waiter to work Saturday (I never am scheduled for Saturdays) and the owner told me that I am responsible to work.

I told her "No fucking way!"

If you are as miserable as I was, you should quit. It is soooo satisfying.

SK13

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get down on your knees...

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oh gawd everyday. there is this one chick, she was one of my bosses, that for whatever reason cannot stand me. she would just give me dirty looks, get snippy w/ me, i really just wanted to frigin punch her, until i was moved to another part of the office. omg i work w/ the nicest ppl now. no bullshit, no aggravation. i actually like coming to work now!

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