anthonyp Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 If you are a true club kid...1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in yourvocabulary.3 you've met somone, hooked up with them, and then somehow became bestfriends witht them over a week.4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come toyourhead when you hear the word "JAR".5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter.6 you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head.7 you've fallen in love with somone in one night (thank you e).8 you already know to have your stuff outta your pockets and jacket openbefore you get to the bouncer to search you.9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bughim is an easy way to get him to search you less.10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname.11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across thenclub.12 you know what a blinkie light is.13 you spend AT LEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside anex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway."14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with aquickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)""wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo""dope" "off da hook".15 you've lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world.16 you know that pma = bad.17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you.18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you.19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up.20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night.21 you know a girl who was/is a guy.22 during the week, you can't fall asleep untill round 5am.23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k.24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend.25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice".26 if you live in nj... you are italian.27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says$6.49 all night.28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water.29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenol that was atylenol.30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amazing , and/or fun.31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and yourmouth waters...32 you have fought somone on the computer over which is better... soundfactory or exit.33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time34 snow is the most amazing thing in the world to you ...expecially when itfalls inside.35 you have sat on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life.36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then thatweekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you everwent clubbing.37 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer tothe same place.38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur deskforover a month.39 you finally get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it allmessed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
californiagirl Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN TO A CITY CLUB KNOWS THAT THESE WORDS ARE COMPLETELY TRUE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole781 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 HOLY SHIT! LMAO! That is way too funny! Now those are things I like to read on these message boards! Keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastafagioli Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 oh my geez us god,like a that is a totally true a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Very Funny!!!! Can definitely relate ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinoloco Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Them.. Mad true dog... ------------------to the world, you might be one person... but to one person.. you might be the world..GOT VTECH?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neojunglist Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 lmao. so true. can totally relate. p*l*u*r ------------------"Dude, Where's my car?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fzero263 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 mad true.only thing i would add is:when your on e and k if you stand close enough to the speaker, you think u feel in.fzerooh and the hot dog guy outside is GOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizmark2004 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 GEE TONY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM HUH??? ------------------ GOT VERVE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Vervin:That does look a little familiar............hmmmmmmmmmm............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyp Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Oops, I forgot to add to the subject line,"Compliments Of Vervin" oooohhhhh so sorry b i z I assure you it won't happen again sir....------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by anthonyp:Oops, I forgot to add to the subject line,"Compliments Of Vervin" oooohhhhh so sorry b i z I assure you it won't happen again sir....LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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