allishara Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 *** PICK UP LINES - SOME OF THE BEST...SOME OF THE WORST *** feel free to add your own!You may get lucky, you may get your ass kicked.!!!1) Let's go to my place and do everything I'll tell everyone we did anyway.2) Hi. You'll do.3) Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.4) I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.5) That's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?6) Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?7) Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?8) You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!9) The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue.10) Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? (No...) Wanna do lunch?------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Can I borrow a quarter, my mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreamsAre you legs tired, cause you've been running through my mind all dayIs your father a theif, cause he must've stole the stars and put them in your eyesWhats wrong with the alphabet, U and I aren't together.Nice blouse, it would like nicer crumpled up on my floor.Wanna fuck? (someone actually said that to me at a club once!!!)Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special...------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurensomers Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Here's a real lame one, that my ex tried to impress me with: Here's how it goesDid it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? (meaning your an angel)Pretty fucking lame, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 "Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!" Some guy actually said that to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikluv Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 "if your right knee is Thanksgiving and your left knee is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 "Whatdya say we go out for pizza and then fuck...":GASP:"whats the matter, you dont like pizza?"------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 "I lost my phone number - can I have yours???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 just be yourself.... KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Originally posted by eviljav666:just be yourself.... KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You see? Now THAT'S why he is such a ladies' man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Jav...you always know what to say to these ladies!!!!The word of the day is legs...let's go home and spread the word.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubrat98 Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 (looking at the label of her blouse)....just what i thought, made in heavennice shoes...wanna fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 17 Author Report Share Posted February 17 "Wanna share a piece of gum..."i love that one------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 i am the prince of darkness and i'll command wheo ever i want, in whetever way i want, and how i want to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightlifevampire Posted February 17 Report Share Posted February 17 I'm a man, and this was the best one used on me (this occurred at Hunka Bunka); I was dancing with friends, and a girl danced over and pressed up on me...now I am kinda shy I will admit, so I didn't say anything initially...so after a couple minutes she asks me "are you on drugs?"Gotta love it-DB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 "if i said u had a nice body~would u hold it against me?!" LOL------------------*~*i DOn'T nEeD yOur AttiTudE~~>i BrOuGht My OwN*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 "wanna make out?" .... yes, believe it or not, a guy actually said this to me..... and he was being serious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ems247 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 well jenn did ya or not ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladiva Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 "You have a great smile..too bad thats not all you're wearing!" LOLciao------------------ Better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you're not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markeef Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 you like apples? yeshow about we go fuck? you like them apples?? ------------------stay on TOP, BUT REMAIN FROM THE underground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladiva Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 LOL How about this one.. Excuse me have we fucked yet??? orDo u know the difference between sex and conversation.. (NO) No??? How about we go upstairs and talk? ciao------------------ Better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you're not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djstarlite Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 (looks around your back area.. then you say what are you looking for?)where do you hide them? (u say what?)ur wings..hey hot lady want some of this or some of that?if u dont like me then u must like womenlets say ur right leg is thanksgiving and ur left is christmas.. lets get in between the holidaysi like your nails.. can we have sex?if i was a squirrel.. would you let me put my nuts in your mouth?------------------Look to the sun,Dream with the night,Whisper secrets to the stars,Dance circles around the earth. [This message has been edited by djstarlite (edited 02-26-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetiklee Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 i once had a guy ask me for a peice of paper and a pen and wrote his number down... then said heres my number if you wanna call me... awwwww how cute.. DORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puck Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 about the prince of darkness thing....ladies dont take it personalshout out to jav and satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italiamale1977 Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 How about this one...Your from Clubplanet right? ------------------AOL: Italiamale1977 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurensomers Posted February 27 Report Share Posted February 27 Do the idiots that say those lines think they actually work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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