snappy139 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 She's so fat that her waist is the same size as the equater! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezd2 Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Yo momma's so fat, Richard Simmons makes fun of her. Yo momma's so fat, she can't fit in a chat room. Yo momma's so dumb, she puts on a wet suit to surf the net. Yo momma is so bowlegged and yo daddy is so knock-kneed that when they stand together, they spell ox. Yo momma's house is so small, the Welcome Mat just says "Wel". Yo momma is so poor, I asked where the bathroom she said, "Third bucket to the right." Yo momma is so ugly, she walked by the bathroom and the toilet flushed. Yo momma so fat, if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance. Yo momma is so crosseyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the kids in the backyard.------------------YaY to all my P-E-E-ps who BUMP and grind their way through this K-razy life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Originally posted by rudeboyyouth:Hey Kris.....Long time no hear. Call me Let me know how things are, beautiful.Who's Kris? My name is Kara. LOL! ------------------ *...have the ability to let that which does not matter, truly slide.*-Ed Norton-Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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