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how many times a day do you masturbate?  

25 members have voted

  1. 1. how many times a day do you masturbate?

    • never
      1
    • 1-2 x per day
      19
    • 3-4x per day
      3
    • i am the horniest fuck on earth (5 +)
      2


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1 - Wakeup....hello mr happy

2 - Shower...gotta make sure the guns clean...aww crap it went off.

3 - Breakfest ....which either consits of munching on a tasy redhead or a self served salami sandwhich.

4 - Work...I work on wall street...need a stress reliever.

5 - Misc work time...im generally scratching and beating it down with a broomstick throught the day especially when i have a conference or an extended walk through the hallway.

6 - when i get home....i always have to piss like a friggen racehorse when i get home.....off the bus...dont have to pee...key in the friggen door....god damn my bladder is gonna friggen blow!

7 - Im a collecter of adult films...mostly of the vivid girl series.

If im single at the time and just relaxing home i usualy keep it on

24/7 ...mostly the lesbian 4 hour comps...I currently have one in my dvd player entitled "Devons Gate"...rather entertaining..that little little lady is quite the squealer.

So all and all...thank god for lube...and i wish theyd make some Anti-Viagra....and no..im not sick...i went to a doctor...im just a horney fucker...lol

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