shroomy Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 I found this bouncing around erowid and thought it was worth posting. The orig link is http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/writings/psychoactives_rules.shtml-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------1) Cars can hurt you.2) You cannot fly.3) Its never a good time to die.4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there7) don't forget how to burp8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.=============================================================================1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is evergoing to get here, because by then you're already through the way itfeels to be here now. 2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may notremember your apartment number, but can login like it's in yourscript, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here. 3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past thehours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jockswith dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fateof humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had twohours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talkto my neighbor. 4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in yourbathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle ofyour apartment courtyard in your bathrobe.... 5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the sameway as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funnywhen they call tomorrow.... *grin*get off the damn computer! That's the last rule. -------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 haha cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nitro449 Posted July 26 Report Share Posted July 26 Originally posted by shroomy I found this bouncing around erowid and thought it was worth posting. The orig link is http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/writings/psychoactives_rules.shtml-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------1) Cars can hurt you.2) You cannot fly.3) Its never a good time to die.4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there7) don't forget how to burp8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.=============================================================================1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is evergoing to get here, because by then you're already through the way itfeels to be here now. 2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may notremember your apartment number, but can login like it's in yourscript, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here. 3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past thehours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jockswith dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fateof humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had twohours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talkto my neighbor. 4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in yourbathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle ofyour apartment courtyard in your bathrobe.... 5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the sameway as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funnywhen they call tomorrow.... *grin*get off the damn computer! That's the last rule. -------------------------------------------------------------- :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted July 27 Report Share Posted July 27 :D thats funny as hell.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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