Tripping Rules

[shroomy]

I found this bouncing around erowid and thought it was worth posting.

The orig link is http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/writings/psychoactives_rules.shtml

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1) Cars can hurt you.

2) You cannot fly.

3) Its never a good time to die.

4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.

5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.

6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things

that aren't there

7) don't forget how to burp

8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe

9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".

10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

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1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is ever

going to get here, because by then you're already through the way it

feels to be here now.

2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may not

remember your apartment number, but can login like it's in your

script, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here.

3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past the

hours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jocks

with dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fate

of humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had two

hours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talk

to my neighbor.

4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in your

bathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle of

your apartment courtyard in your bathrobe....

5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the same

way as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funny

when they call tomorrow.... *grin*

get off the damn computer! That's the last rule.

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[echostar]

haha cute

[sinergygrl]

:laugh:

[msoprano]

:roll:

[nitro449]

Originally posted by shroomy

I found this bouncing around erowid and thought it was worth posting.

The orig link is http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/writings/psychoactives_rules.shtml

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1) Cars can hurt you.

2) You cannot fly.

3) Its never a good time to die.

4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.

5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.

6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things

that aren't there

7) don't forget how to burp

8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe

9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".

10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

=============================================================================

1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is ever

going to get here, because by then you're already through the way it

feels to be here now.

2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may not

remember your apartment number, but can login like it's in your

script, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here.

3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past the

hours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jocks

with dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fate

of humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had two

hours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talk

to my neighbor.

4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in your

bathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle of

your apartment courtyard in your bathrobe....

5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the same

way as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funny

when they call tomorrow.... *grin*

get off the damn computer! That's the last rule.

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:laugh:

[randall16]

:D thats funny as hell.... :D