dreams2 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 Alcohol Consumption -- FDA WarningsDue to increasing products liability litigation, American BeerBrewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warninglabels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what thehell happened to your bra. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you arewhispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing likea retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tellyour friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you cansing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe thatex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in themorning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you canlogically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you havemystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in themorning and see something really scary. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause ofinexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that youare tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe youare invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people arelaughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in thetime-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literallydisappear. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 i could have sworn those warning were from "e" though....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ob1 Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 I wish i had read those warnings before I went out Sat night!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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illlogik Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 :laugh: LOL funny shit bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quanto_magnus Posted July 30 Report Share Posted July 30 That's great!They're going to have to get some bigger labels to fit all of those warnings.... Sue happy country that we are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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