calix Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 No, this is not a deja-vu. It has, in fact, been posted in another thread. Just wanted to make sure it got read.A little bedtime story....A WEEKEND IN THE LIFE OF PEPE "EL GUIDO" JUSTGOTPAID.Yo homie what ups? Sheck it out. It's Friday night and I jus got my paysheck. Yo like I'm rich and shit. A whole $47.50 before taxes. Now I can hop the bus to the mall to git me that faux silk shirt thats all the rage up at Space and shit.Damn, now I'm broke. So I'll jus pop off to the pawn shop to pawn my gold chain. So like, now I got enough to pay the $40 cover at Space tonight. Shit, my beeper is blowin up. My only friend that ever pages me has hit me up 10 times already. Lemme call him. "Yo, Dog(real name: Chelo "la loca" Gotnolife) waz the haps? " " Yo, like we kickin it to Space or what?" (translation: I'm gay and I would like to have hot sex with you). "definately, dog. There'll be all kinds of honeys in the spot tonight" (translation: I'm a repressed homo and would love it if you would do it with me.)Bam! It's been 3 bus transfers and a hop on the metrorail, but I made it. Long line at Space as usual. So lemme put on my " I'm all that and a bag of chips, attitude". Bust out with the cell phone that ain't even hooked up and pretend to call lots of girls.So now I'm inside. No hassle at the door cause I look and act just like everyone else. I am a nobody. I really like this place cause no one gives me shit, hell they dont even notice me.I have no idea who the Dj is cause I aint here for the music, I jus wanna pinch a couple of asses on the dance floor cause I cant get none of my own. I tell all my one friend that I got lucky with this fly bitch, but in reality I just felt up some dude's ass.Shit 4 am already, so I go home empty handed again. And broke as a bitch. Now I'm bored.I got a cool idea. Lemme go up on the clubplanet board and tell people how cool I am cause I gots the hookups at Space. Since they cant see me through the computer they can't laugh at my silly ass. Maybe I should go masturbate now. (to gay porn).Hope you enjoyed little kiddies, now good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrickl Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Brilliant! hehe I don't think this is too far from the normal Space patron, unfortunately........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeleyes23 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 I have to say....that was put together very well......It sounds like the guys at space on Friday night???? J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loraine Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Chris, wicked bedtime story !!Barbie, thanx for telling me about the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Sounds like jonny13 and dgat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staceyg5 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 sorry...couldnt resist!nice C, i see some of us have VERY creative imaginations btw, lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 really good one. It really sounds like those losers harrasing the girls not only at Space but at other clubs too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieg0 Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 YO, YO, YO... Sheck it out men...The weekends almost here dawg... where can I pawn some of my other shit YO??Thats some funny shit right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attomic Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Here comes that sorry ass......and look!! attomic has a gun! Oh well better dead than at SPACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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