gropasaurus Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Alas, the time has come. Bow before me or feel my wrath. You've heard stories about me. All of your pathetic life you've listened to guidettes, porn stars, strippers and models rave about me. Your sole purpose in life is to be, look, smell, act, taste and grope like me. I represent everything you wish you could be, but realistically never will. That's right, I am GROPASAURUS. Your reaction upon seeing me would be comparable to that of a midget watching a dinosaur pillage through Times Square at 11:59pm on New Year's Eve...simply mindboggling. The attention my presence demands is absolutely ridiculous. My wardrobe contains clothing Versace would have died for, had he not been blown away by his butt bandit boyfriend. My skin is softer than a baby's ass. The bone structure in my face looks as though it is was chisseled out of stone. My eyes, ohhhhhh my eyes...do you have any idea how many girls orgasm at the mere sight of these brown beauties with their long, perfectly shaped lashes? Do you??? (I'm sure your girlfriend, sister and even mother can relate) DaVinci himself would have been awestrucken had he ever been lucky enough to view my physique. And as for the package below....well, let's just say that it has the tendency to cause solar eclipses. By now, I'm sure the pieces of the puzzle are starting to come together for you insiginificant wanna be Italian Groping Guido Monsters!!! Have you any idea the amount of girls I am wanted by??? (Once again, I'm sure your girlfriend, sister and mother can relate) I am the NJ Shore!!! I will be signing guidettes breasts and rump roasts next Sunday night at DJAIS in celebration of the 24 carrot gold throne currently being erected in my honor center stage. I have disclosed more than enough information at this point in time and will postpone further disclosure of my identity to a latter point. I leave you with one word that describes my life, my existence, my nature, and your dream...... DOMINATION!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manmeat Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Peeeople leave my boyzzzzz alone......Fleximus......thanks for flexing all night for me yesterday....ur sooo dreammyyyy Masterguido46......you sure know how to play "MASTER", if you know what I mean Cyphead......missed that mushroom head....enough said Shlonger......ohhhhhhhhh need I say more Silverback & Gropasaurus.......I never seen someone as flexible as you two If you knew these studly boyz like I know them.....then maybe you will joing me on my knees......HAIL TO THE FAGSSS :rainbow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted August 6 Report Share Posted August 6 Where is Fagimus, Slingback, Zithead and Monsterpussy45? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeycarbone Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by manmeat Peeeople leave my boyzzzzz alone......Fleximus......thanks for flexing all night for me yesterday....ur sooo dreammyyyy Masterguido46......you sure know how to play "MASTER", if you know what I mean Cyphead......missed that mushroom head....enough said Shlonger......ohhhhhhhhh need I say more Silverback & Gropasaurus.......I never seen someone as flexible as you two If you knew these studly boyz like I know them.....then maybe you will joing me on my knees......HAIL TO THE FAGSSS :rainbow: You guys are fuckin terrible. stay out of the clubs ROOKIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cgm Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 :zzz: :zzz: This whole posse is so TIRED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 How dare you front as an Italian you pathetic cocksmoker! You're like the dingles I extract from my anus, the dirt under my toe nails that accumulates as I slam your mom from behind while her head is impailed in the lawn that your cross-dressing father moes...I could go on for hours, but your not worth my time. You clearly have no idea what you're up against bandit boy. Bow before your Master damn it!!! I'll wrap those pink panties of yours so tightly around that toothpick neck of yours and hammer throw you to Christopher Street where you belong. KNOW YOUR ROLE, AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Monkey see monkey do!!!:monkey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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