Twilo Beauty Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Escobar Realty is the newest joint venture to emerge in the Tristate area. We have just signed a $30 million dollar deal with Trump and Silverstein Properties to construct affordable housing in the Howard Beach section. YES! that's correct- Howard Beach. This 30 million dollar plan has been approved and applauded by Mayor Juliani, in efforts to make New York City a more diversified and cultural city. It's our job to bring minorities into the Howard Beach area to start enjoying the brand new projects and bodegas that we plan to build. That's why we need your help, to ghettofy Howard Beach. Apt prices start at $200/month for a studio. Welfare recipients and crack heads are strongly urged to apply. WE guarantee you state of the art features and a beautiful neighborhood to enjoy all your ghetto needs. Kentucky fried chicken, white castle, McDonals'd, Momma's Fried chicken, 99cent stores and local santeria shop will be opening real soon. For more information and application please call Escobar Realty at (718)ghe-ttoo.Escobar Realty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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