djmikedr Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 The Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of _________, 2001, between ____________ and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex-it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out (Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better). 18. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling. 19. The most important one - no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.! 21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. Signed: ________________ Date:________ Signed: ________________ Date:________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 OOOh the first kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!So should I print it out and mail it back to you or do you prefer email replys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamaica Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouskawitz Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 lol...that was good... and oh so true...oh by the way...I prefer the term....FUCK PUPPET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 hahaha thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by mouskawitz lol...that was good... and oh so true...oh by the way...I prefer the term....FUCK PUPPET! I like this lady!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouskawitz Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 How ya doin Spragga? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 25 Report Share Posted August 25 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 let me fill it out and send it to dg.. so him and fockoester can sign it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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