gonzojournilist Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 mikewilliams27: Hi victim-X-#8: hiya mikewilliams27: My name is Mike. victim-X-#8: lol really, mine is... mikewilliams27: Your profile says that you want to be a doctor. victim-X-#8: yep mikewilliams27: have you taken any classes yet? mikewilliams27: Like pre-med classes? victim-X-#8: I took a basic Bio class but I haven't taken any pre med courses yet. mikewilliams27: Oh. Well do you think you can help me? mikewilliams27: I have a problem. victim-X-#8: um, ok, I'll try... victim-X-#8: but that doesn't mean I can. mikewilliams27: It's not really medical but I might need a doctor. victim-X-#8: um....ok...I'm not a doctor yet though. mikewilliams27: I'm kind of embarassed to even tell anyone but I can't get to the phone. victim-X-#8: um...ok. mikewilliams27: Do you promise that you won't make fun of me? victim-X-#8: yeah ok. remember I'm not a doctor yet...or even really close. to one. mikewilliams27: Ok. I know. mikewilliams27: Do you know anything about glue? mikewilliams27: Did you take woodshop in High School? victim-X-#8: yeah mikewilliams27: Have you ever eaten Cheese Wiz? victim-X-#8: um....sure. mikewilliams27: Well... i really like Cheeze Wizz. victim-X-#8: um...ok. mikewilliams27: I mean, I REALLY like it. mikewilliams27: I like it so much that sometimes... mikewilliams27: I like to cover myself with it. victim-X-#8: what?. mikewilliams27: Please don't laugh! victim-X-#8: why are you telling me this?mikewilliams27: I'm getting to that. victim-X-#8: um...ok. mikewilliams27: Last night I covered my whole body with Cheeze and fell asleep in front of my computer. mikewilliams27: Now I can't get up. mikewilliams27: It dried and I'm stuck to this wooden kitchen chair. mikewilliams27: Hello? victim-X-#8: I think you're talking to the wrong person. mikewilliams27: Yeah, but I can't get to the phone and nobody beleives me. mikewilliams27: I don't even know who to call. mikewilliams27: What do you think I shoud do? victim-X-#8: cut down on cheese whizz? mikewilliams27: Very funny. mikewilliams27: I'm serious. victim-X-#8: get to some water? mikewilliams27: I can't. The kitchen is upstairs. victim-X-#8: I don't know what to tell you then. mikewilliams27: I peed all over myself and it didn't help. mikewilliams27: I'm afraid if I call 911 and if they come and see me like this, they'll lock me up. mikewilliams27: The Cheese is only the tip of the iceburg, really.mikewilliams27: I'm totally naked and I have one of those red ball-gags in my mouth. mikewilliams27: ...and the empty Cheeze Wiz jar is in my ass.victim-X-#8: you're sick. leave me alone.mikewilliams27: My head is glued to the back of the chair with cheese wiz. mikewilliams27: I can't move it.mikewilliams27: The only thing I can move is my arms. mikewilliams27: You have to help me! mikewilliams27: Hello!? mikewilliams27: Are you still there? mikewilliams27: HELP ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 OMG!!! LMFAO!! :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 hahhahahahahaahahahahahha:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 LoLz!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 LMAOOO!!!! how do u think of this shit!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuclubkidd Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 ur nutZ....and all ur shit is original....im definetly gonna have to show this to other people ur hysterical! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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