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What President Bush SHOULD have said.............

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and

all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured

that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of

our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and

we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to

set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or

nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:

Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too

tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you

are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each

other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our

aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that

started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over

in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2

million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a

big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?

Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the

Alamo and now they cut our lawns.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only

reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot

someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't

trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack

of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and

try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain

high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will

bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place

that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a

few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is

America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but

the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God bless America!

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Everything was funny, but the japan part was a little too harsh. I'm not japanese or anything, but still it's been a long time and stuff like that needs to be forgotten, we didnt kill millions, we killed 57, 000 in nagasaki and 200,000 in hiroshima.. That's not something to be proud off considering the fact that we would have beaten them without atomic weapons, but the reason we dropped them was to show russia not to fuck with us. If u dont understand what I'm saying ask ur History Professor and he'll explain.

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Originally posted by nychunk

Everything was funny, but the japan part was a little too harsh. I'm not japanese or anything, but still it's been a long time and stuff like that needs to be forgotten, we didnt kill millions, we killed 57, 000 in nagasaki and 200,000 in hiroshima.. That's not something to be proud off considering the fact that we would have beaten them without atomic weapons, but the reason we dropped them was to show russia not to fuck with us. If u dont understand what I'm saying ask ur History Professor and he'll explain.

i got this forwarded to me in an email and i sent it to xtcgspot... so.. whatever u disagree with isnt his fault cuz he didnt write it
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Originally posted by nychunk

Everything was funny, but the japan part was a little too harsh. I'm not japanese or anything, but still it's been a long time and stuff like that needs to be forgotten, we didnt kill millions, we killed 57, 000 in nagasaki and 200,000 in hiroshima.. That's not something to be proud off considering the fact that we would have beaten them without atomic weapons, but the reason we dropped them was to show russia not to fuck with us. If u dont understand what I'm saying ask ur History Professor and he'll explain.

You are sooooooooooooooooooo wrong it is not even funny. Historians and military experts all agree, that dropping the bomb saved lives. The reason is that America would of gone to Japan to take out their rulers, in doing so we would of killed many more on the way. And russia had nothing to do with it!!!! the cold war started well after the end of WW2. A couple years ago the Japs asked US to offer an apology and we didn't . Remember those bastards attacked us and killed 2400 men in one day, Fuck them!!!! We did nothning to provoke it except not give them oil and rubber! We were only worried about the Germans with the bomb during the war. Remember Russia was on our side in WW2... So I don't know what college you went to , but you need to transfer! My grandfather survive the war cause of the brillant idea of dropping the bomb, that decison helped everyv american!

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