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What President Bush SHOULD have said.............

Good evening my fellow Americans.

First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and

all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured

that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of

our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and

we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to

set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or

nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.

To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this:

Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too

tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you

are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each

other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our

aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that

started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over

in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2

million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a

big ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big?

Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the

Alamo and now they cut our lawns.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only

reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot

someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't

trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack

of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and

try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain

high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will

bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place

that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a

few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is

America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but

the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God bless America!

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Originally posted by highmay

oh yeah...he definitely did...an american president using the slang of an Exit head to describe his defense against Osama bin-Laden...not funny IMO...just plain dumb

whatever, i didnt make it up...it got emailed to me and im just passin it along.

it made me laugh while i read it.

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