***Official "Your momma's so.." joke thread***

[karch]

Let it begin....

"Your momma's so fat, she has more crack then Harlem"

[petedrags]

yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten

[mfiorellino]

Yo momma's so short she plays handball against the curb.

[madrusso]

Yo' Mama is so fat...

> > >

> > >

> > >When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

> > >When she dances she makes the band skip.

> > >When she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

> > >She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

> > >Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

> > >When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

> > >Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

> > >Her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

> > >The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

> > >All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum

> > >Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR "Yo' Mama"

> > >When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk

> > >carton.

> > >When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

> > >She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

> > >She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

> > >When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall

> > >She could sell shade.

> > >When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

> > >People jog around her for exercise. I ran around her twice and got lost.

> > >She gets runs in her jeans.

> > >Her blood type is Ragu.

> > >When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

> > >She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

> > >When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

> > >She can't even jump to a conclusion.

> > >She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

> > >Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.