synderella420 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 A little rabbit is happily running through the forest> when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.>> The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my>friend,> why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the> forest!> You'll feel so much better!">> The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses>> it> and goes off running with! the rabbit.>> Then they come across an elephant doing coke.>> So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why>do> you do this? Think about your health. Come. Run with>> us> through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel>so> good!">> The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor,>mirror> and all,> then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit> and giraffe.>> The three animals then come across a lion about to> shoot up...>> "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about>your> > health! Come.> Run with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so>> good!">> The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and> starts to beat> the shit out of the little rabbit.>> As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they>look> at him and> a! sk, "Lion, why did you do this? ... He was merely>> trying to help you.>> The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me>run> around the> forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on> ecstasy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 This has been told numerous times and there also is a "humor" board now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 OOPS SORRY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 oooowwwwwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted September 26 Author Report Share Posted September 26 OLAY OKAY I KNOW IT WAS CORNY LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 lol:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Originally posted by synderella420 OOPS SORRY!! hehe I wasn't complaining. heheh just informing;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Hey its not corny I thought it was pretty good lol I liked it romy20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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