awkwardscience Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 womans response: NoMans response: Well, would you like someDrop your worst pick up lines here................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neena1979 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Did anyone ever tell you that you have the nicest shaped eyebrows? Do you work out? WOW you look good. These are the two worst pick up lines I have ever heard.....Does anyone else agree that they are pretty bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 I was in Vegas with my boys last weekend and one of them actually had the BALLS to drop this on some hotty at the roullete table."Are your parents retarded?Because you're pretty special."The whole crew broke down in tears from laughing so hard. Long story short...they were sucking face at 6am back in our hotel suite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by senorfern I was in Vegas with my boys last weekend and one of them actually had the BALLS to drop this on some hotty at the roullete table."Are your parents retarded?Because you're pretty special."The whole crew broke down in tears from laughing so hard. Long story short...they were sucking face at 6am back in our hotel suite. LOL:laugh: and he fuckin got the girl... that's some shiiit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 "Are your parents retarded? :laugh: I am using that!!!!!!! No joke, next time I am anywhere, I am going to drop that line. That is one of the funniest ones I have ever heard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 retarded parents make extra special kids? did i miss something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by senorfern "Are your parents retarded?Because you're pretty special."fucking too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kavanaru Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 I've had some really bad pick up lines thrown at me but... the all time best was when my best friend was sitting at a bar and some guy comes and sits nexts to her. He stares at her for like 5 minutes and finally asks her name. She tells him and he asks, "wanna know my name? It's bolt as in, ya know, lightning bolt". Me and her just started cracking up! We couldn't hepl it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by awkwardscience womans response: NoMans response: Well would youDrop your worst pick up lines here................... Hi there baby...Do you have any black in ya?No...Want some?????Damn baby that is a lot of junk in your trunk....Both have been used on me before and no neither many got any play.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by senorfern I was in Vegas with my boys last weekend and one of them actually had the BALLS to drop this on some hotty at the roullete table."Are your parents retarded?Because you're pretty special."The whole crew broke down in tears from laughing so hard. Long story short...they were sucking face at 6am back in our hotel suite. :laugh: :laugh: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!Well at least she knows he has a sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by senorfern I was in Vegas with my boys last weekend and one of them actually had the BALLS to drop this on some hotty at the roullete table."Are your parents retarded?Because you're pretty special."SO bad...but funny....What about, if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...That outfit looks great, but it would look even better on my floor...You dad must have been a baker, cuz' you got a nice set of buns.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by awkwardscience womans response: NoMans response: Well, would you like somei knew this was going to be the subject of this post before the page even loaded in my browser...jeez.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by spragga25 Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!BAD man that's don't even make no sense, foo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 i pity da foo try using hasbeen pickup lines.you got to be originaaaal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beathippie Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Man:Do you use windex to wash your jeans?Woman:No, why?Man:Cause I can see myself in your pants.Ooh that is sooo lame.............I'm even ashamed that I'm gonna post it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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